Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Finally, Demomium
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krembit the hermit Jan 20, 2020 @ 5:06pm 
YES
Sharpest Spoon in the drawer Jan 19, 2020 @ 4:22am 
Science has gone too far
Megatron Jan 14, 2020 @ 1:59pm 
Valve cant handle Demomium so they censored it
jfjdevinc Jan 14, 2020 @ 11:41am 
[The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair.]
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon.
[lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: [Laughs]
Heavy: [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] "Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as sound of Minigun revving up is heard]
[Scene cuts to Dustbowl as Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Stage 1, Cap 1.]
[Team Fortress 2 theme plays.]
Heavy: "Waaahhhhh! Uwaaaaah! Ahahaha! Cry some more!"
[Cuts to black.]
Heavy: "Hehe. Cry some more."
ANONY'M Jan 13, 2020 @ 10:46pm 
HOLY EQUALIZER

that's beautiful