How to not have Prostate Cancer

A simple guide about avoiding "Prostate Cancer" if you're already cancer.

Introduction and Solution

: Are you innocent, a disciple of god? Can't jack off because sins are sins, cant help but think about the future? Or, what if you're already Cancer and you don't want to have DOUBLE CANCER?

Well, there's a solution for that! Introducing...


"𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯𝓯 𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓷"


What? Don't tell me you don't know how to do it?
I see.... If you don't know, scroll down. And if you do, you should act right away!


#avoidprostatecancer #nutnutonmyteapot #gogohandymanny

Physically

𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧, 𝘽𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧, 𝙁𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧, 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧??

Do you want a normal medicine for anti-prostate cancer? The fastest way to 𝒩ℯ𝓌 𝒴ℯ𝒶𝓇'𝓈?
I'm bout to tell you the answer... and it's...

Your 𝙃𝘼𝙉𝘿


Your hand maximizes the power and strength but it has side effects.
If you don't have the proper equipment your peepee might go 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘮..

Slowly but surely.. the equipment for victory.

𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘁 - for research purposes (𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙)
𝗣𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲/𝗣𝗖 - energy drink but it's a device (𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙)
𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗱 - the guide to victory (𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙)
𝗗𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆 - having the honor of a man (𝙤𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡)
𝗧𝗶𝘀𝘀𝘂𝗲 - a help for the aftermath (𝙤𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡)
𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗲𝘁 - for defensive quick assassinations (𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙)

Good job! You're all set, my holy knight.

Mentally

What? You don't want to touch the thing on your briefy?
Oh, come on... Well, everybody has reasons.

The answer to this problem is...

𝙄𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣


You hold the power and you have complete control of your cucumber.
The most important thing in mental execution is your imagination.

Are you looking for some equipment? Well, you don't need any, you just need your
𝗧𝗶𝘀𝘀𝘂𝗲 and your 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗲𝘁. Your mental execution is based on how deep you think and how long you
think about 𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓬 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼.

End

So, what did you feel? Did it feel like you avoided Prostate Cancer somehow? Are your thoughts gone? Or you didn't do it? Are you a puszy? A coward?

Who am I to judge. You did it, you madlad.. you did it.
Well, there's only one cancer who's left and it's...

𝙔𝙤𝙪

Tea's Tips

If you don't have internet use your imagination
If you don't have hands contact Tea for help.


It ain't gay if it's for a homie~
-Tea 2019~2019

[i am scared]

i was enjoying my day and i scrolled to this. perfection.

[Sgt. Oddball]

;)

[AshPhrog]

very helpful finally someone is looking out for the no hands community


btw tea I need some help