Ultimate Pyro Loadouts

As a Pyro main, I decided to create this guide with the best possible sets for the class.
Pyro is a very flexible character, with cosmetics ranging from very cute to really creepy.

The Beginning

Some of the sets you see here were inspired by something I saw on other guides or in-game. I decided to not include prices because they can change very quickly. Someome viewing this guide next month might encounter extremely different values, so that's why. The major inspiration for this project was Bearded's Heavy Loadouts guide. Thanks to him for creating that masterpiece. Let's start!

Timeless Detective

- Killer Exclusive
- Mair Mask
- Hot Case

"Murr hurr mphuphurrur, hurr mph phrr."
The Pyro, upon inspecting the crime scene

Sometimes your colleagues are gonna need an investigation on how your teammate died of a suspicious puncture on the back. Be the man up for the job with this loadout.

Author's Note: Painting both the Mair Mask and Killer Exclusive with Team Spirit also works well and looks good.

Retarḋ Alert

- Pestering Jester
- Pop-Eyes
- Sengoku Scorcher

*rhythmic humming*
- The Retarḋ

There's always that guy on your team that keeps doing the Conga on inappropriate moments instead of focusing on the objetive. Be the center of attentions and the highest priority for a votekick at the same time!

Petrifying Monstrosity

- Creature's Grin
- Fallen Angel
- Abhorrent Appendages (Team Spirit)

"What the hell is that?!"
- The Spy

"Yer a devil! A devil!"
-The Demoman

Luftwaffe Raider

- Bone Dome
- Air Raider
- Dead of Night (Zepheniah's Greed)

Everything will be burned into ashes, except for your killstreak. These JU-87s won't fly by themselves!

Saxton Hale

- Saxton
- Dictator (Radigan Conagher Brown)
- Steel Sixpack

Daring Australian, President and CEO of Mann Co., and the star of many comics series. The ultimate loadout in terms of badassness, super rad.

Payday Heister

- Nose Candy
- Soot Suit

"Hudda hudda huh!"
- The Pyro, announcing their first bank robbery

I need a medic bag! Show everybody in the server that you also play another game with lack of updates and an obsolete game engine.

Usual Edgelord

- Fear Monger
- Lunatic Leathers
- Charred Chainmail

*mumbling*
- The Pyro, making a threat

Who said only Sniper mains and Spy mains could be edgy? Prove them wrong!

Tavish Enthusiast

- Dark Falkirk Helm
- Torcher's Tabard
- Charred Chainmail

"Fhanpha a lah!"
The Pyro, reciting their battle cry

You cannot wield a sword or charge with a shield but that doesn't stop you from clashing into the gates of DeGroot Keep.

Grandma's Boy

- Wartime Warmth
- Sweet Smissmas Sweater
- Flashdance Footies

The perfect outfit to sit down and listen to a fairytale read by your grandma... or in this case, your fellow Engineer.

Dreams of Cruelty

- Combustible Cutie
- Infernal Orchestrina
- Burning Bongos

The OG pyroland loadout. Not very unique but still reliable. Also depends if you can stand playing on pyroland without questioning your sanity.

Nest's Stewardshipper

- Aperture Labs Hard Hat (Australium Gold)
- Cremator's Conscience
- Wanderer's Wear

Who doesn't love Pybros? Everyone loves them. They spycheck, remove sappers, avoid teammates getting backstabbed, reflect projectiles and even push ubers away!

Classical Boomer

- HazMat Headcase
- Wanderer's Wear
- Flashdance Footies

*cracks a cold Monster Energy drink* Well... *big sip* On my time, things were way simpler. We played Team Fortress Classic and we didn't have kids doing those stupid videogame dances on 2fort. And the Pyro's flamethrower did basically no damage, those were the times!

Your Best Nightmare

- Foster's Facade (A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
- Special Eyes
- Lunatic Leathers

Combine this with a pocket Medic and you have created yourself Satan's little pet. Everyone on the server hates you, including your own team. W+M1 all the way.

Gift Bringer's Sidehelper

- Pyro the Flamedeer
- Cotton Head
- North Polar Fleece

Being an assistant for that grumpy old fool can be a tough job and feel like a hassle. Make things more enjoyable by equipping this loadout and by bodyguarding that Heavy on your team that just happens to own the Gifting Man From Gifting Land for the day.

Wasteland Madame

- Madame Dixie
- Blizzard Breather
- North Polar Fleece

"I don't think so."
- The Madame

Sometimes your husband has to leave the house to take part in the war, leaving you back at home preparing medicine and taking care of the kids. But not anymore, there is no fallout hazard that this loadout cannot that care of.

Delightful Feline

- Cat Pajamas (Pink as Hell)
- Nose Candy (Pink as Hell)
- Trickster's Turnout Gear (Pink as Hell)

"Sphenty ahefv!"
- The Pyro being cute

Kitty, kitty. The cutest loadout possible to be made. There's no way to get any more adorable than that. So darn cute! Bonus points if you include Circling Hearts or Cloud 9 unusual effects.

Nacho Mann

- Skullbrero
- Pyr'o Lantern
- El Muchacho

This loadout es muy caliente. No one would ever expect a Pyro made of nacho, bonus points if your name is Juan Pablo Gonzales or some other mexican-sounding shᴉt.

Batpyro

- Arkham Cowl
- Phobos Filter (An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)
- Breakneck Baggies (A Distinctive Lack of Hue or After Eight)

The Teufort Knight is a community-created cosmetic item for all classes, except the Pyro. No need to feel excluded anymore, this improvised loadout will do the trick for all your Batman needs.

Heats Flamesman

- Burning Beanie
- Apparition's Aspect
- Sweet Smissmas Sweater

Wearing this works the same way as dressing yourself as a Hoovy. Everyone will either ignore you, or focus the snot outta you! An excellent loadout for being a friendly Pyro.

LazyPyro

- HazMat Headcase (A Deep Commitment to Purple)
- Marxman (A Deep Commitment to Purple)
- Killer Exclusive (A Deep Commitment to Purple)

We have all seen "How it FEELS to Play Pyro in TF2" and wanted to wear Lazy's outfit. Now you can dress as the man himself!

Third Reich

- Patriot Peak (A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
- Dead of Night
- Breakneck Baggies (A Distinctive Lack of Hue)

Weapon of choice: Conscientious Objector with swatika decal

Once in a while, your team is gonna need a strong dictator to command and order them around. Be the german presence without the need for a Medic. Swastika badge not included.

Propitious Wizard

- Point and Shoot
- Cute Suit
- Pyrotechnic Tote

Weapon of choice: Freedom Staff

Inspired by Ralsei from Deltarune and Vivi from FFIX.

Author's Note: I have used this loadout myself around Halloween and should I say, it attracted quite a few pocket Medics.

Kris

- Head Warmer
- Cute Suit
- Flashdance Footies

For some reason, I cannot stop reflecting projectiles once I equip this loadout. That's not a bad thing but, it just feels very strange. Go figure.

Author's Note: My favorite videos of his:
⠀⠀⠀Plaid Strike • Illegal Stomping

Unhumorous Rattler

- Head of the Dead
- Sub Zero Suit
- Robin Walkers (Pink as Hell)

The obligatory loadout for every class that has any cosmetic that resembles a skull. Not even considered a character anymore, but today stands simply as a stupid internet meme.

Authour's Note: Meanwhile, I have over 1,100 hours recorded on Undertale, the irony.

Outerworlds Navigator

- Captain Space Mann
- Space Diver
- Flashdance Footies

Weapon of choice: Thermal Thruster

To infinity, and beyond! The sky is not the limit, and after landing on Mars, your next step is flying off to the top of the leaderboard.

Author's Note: You can replace the Flashdance Footies with the Jupiter's Jetpack (shown at the left), however you won't be able to equip the Thermal Thruster.

Cannibal Culinarian

- Connoisseur's Cap
- Pyromancer's Raiments

Weapon of choice: Ham Shank
Taunt of choice: Headcase

*mwah*
The Pyro, kissing their own fingers like a true chef

Your enemies won't be mad at you when you burn every single one of them to death, because they know it's for your cooking show. They will adore watching you use the taunt right after each kill, with a grain of salt of course.

Author's Note: Frymaster and Backpack Broiler are also two optional but fitting cosmetics to be equipped.

Pyroshark

- Pyro Shark⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Weapon of choice: Neon Annihilator, obviously
- Pyromancer's Raiments
- Moonman Backpack⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀The waters of 2fort are not safe anymore.

Basement Dweller

- Legendary Lid
- Sengoku Scorcher
- Hot Huaraches

I am Japanese now, okay Mom? The average weeabo that owns an action figure collection, airsoft guns, hentai mangas and katanas. Yuck!

Jason Voorhees

- Face of Mercy
- Scorched Skirt
- Maniac's Manacles

"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! OH, MY GOD!"
- The Scout

*death scream*
- The Scout

...
- The Pyro

Pyro

- Nothing
- Nothing
- Nothing

Y'know, that character from a small little indie game called Team Fortress 2... not a big deal. Who also made an appearance on this video.

Author's Note: ASSERT. DOMINANCE.

Fiery Demise

- Burning Question (Australium Gold)
- Last Breath
- Dead of Night (Australium Gold)

Re-join the Five Points Gang and celebrate the good old year of 1920 on the streets of Chicago. Thompson not included.

Millennial Youngster

- Rotation Sensation (Team Spirit)
- Sight For Sore Eyes
- Stockbroker's Scarf

Burn your enemies with style with this brand new loadout. Don't let anybody who doesn't follow the fashion trends stay alive.

Entitled Feminist

- Burning Bandana
- Special Eyes
- Steel Sixpack

Bottom of the barrel, the lowest of the lowest. No wonder this is the last loadout on the list. Feminists are irrational and have a major lack of basic self-awareness.

The End

So there it is, currently 33 loadouts in total. All the work was done solely by me. This includes the planning, gathering, writting, SFM renders and the names for each loadout. I worked hard for about 3 weeks in order to make this guide. Feel free to use any of the sets listed here as your own as well as making suggestions below. Thank you for reading and have a nice day! Cheers :)

[Pyro!]

That Sans one hits so fucking hard It makes me want to merge without looking

[when you see it]

THE JASON ONE IS SO FUCKING COOL

[Pretty Boy]

My personal set for pyro is
- fire fighter
- special eyes
-sengoku scorcher
All these items are in Australium Gold but other paint can also look cool

[Iwannabeapipegod]

''third reich'' :skull:

[Wind4Win]

I love it

[Vaygr]

Thanks a lot for this guide! I have been looking for a long time for a list of the best cosmetic loadouts for the pyro!

Could you please make an updated list (taking into account all the cosmetics released to date) of the scariest/spookiest pyro loadouts?

[Professor Doodlewacker]

Very cool pyro loadout on my opinion

- Dead of Night ( Dark )
- Flamboyant Flamenco
- Pyromancer's Mask ( Paint: Australium Gold )

[Clover]

love this ngl

[Archives]

lmao

[Second Reich Enjoyer]

kanye west pyro