How to Get Gold Rank

A detailed guide to get you to gold rank

GOT ON THE FRONT PAGE OF GUIDES!

GUYS WE GOT ON THE FRONT PAGE! THANK YOU GUYS!

Get Level 100 and Copper 1

First get level 100, but if your copper 1, your ok for this one

Get good games

When you are playing ranked, play your best and you will probably be good (i'm WST-IronCrusher)

Have good alpha pack luck

If you have good alpha pack luck, you are lucky and if your lucky you will actually make it to gold

GET TO SILVER!!!

GET SILVER, and you will be good, do it!

GET CHEATED ON BY UBISOFT!!!

after you get silver 1 and think your about to win your gold game, don't think so fast, you might just get cheated on by 2 freaking points my guy. (check my ELO in the screenshot)

get DDOSers on your gold game

Get DDOSed on your gold game and you'll be just fine, just make sure you get gold or you'll lose ELO from hackers getting banned! (check the pings in the screenshot)

GET GOLD!

Finally get GOLD and congrats, you get a sick charm and bragging rights to your friend that can't get past Silver 1

Finally, eat some Tacholate Puffs! (easter egg)

Yeah reward your self with sugar and reflect on all the hours you spent getting the gold man!

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[Elon]

instructions too complicated sold tesla and space x to russia for a diamond account

[AshenToad]

got on the front page! thank you guys so much

[AshenToad]

sorry man, no. I made this with sarcasm

[soupcan]

this was secretly an ad for your youtube, ISN'T IT?

[Predator.ASAP]

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[Vonnie]

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[Doge]

how to get 20 placement games pls

[saver05]

come on dude this was to complicated. I ended up Champion fck you

[Jesus the Protector]

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[LØSILVER]

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