How to properly worship the HOLY peanut

This will show you how we are inferior and how the chosen one the HOLY peanut is superior to us.
Join the group of HOLY PEANUT worshipers https://steamcommunity.com/groups/6969123420

Why is the HOLY Peanut superior?

First of all he can smite anybody's neck faster then scp-096 can run and can break it with more strength than scp-106's ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture

The next reason is that the HOLY PEANUT looks both friendly, compensate and can give your enemies all HELL.

We Humans are small, weak and fragile.
The HOLY GREAT LORD PEANUT is powerful, mighty, fearless and Sturdy.

Step 1 What is your class?

Class-D are the most fit to worship the HOLY one
Scientist are Most likely to Displease The HOLY peanut
MTF are Netural To the HOLY one
Chaos are the second most fit to worship the great and HOLY peanut

Step 2 What to do now?

If your a Class-D go find The lords chamber and release him into the world while praising him
If your a Scientist go find the GOD Peanut and sacrifice your self to him
If your MTF do not shoot nor grenade The LORD GOD Peanut but instead follow him, worship him and destroy any in his path
If your Chaos Protect The HOLY Peanut and his followers. DESTROY ANY TRAITOR'S

Step 3 What to do for the HOLY peanut?

Bring him offerings, sacrifices and anything worth value.
Make sure he is safe.
Bring him more followers
Kill any traitors

What if the HOLY Peanut Falls?

If the HOLY Peanut Falls Kill the people who destroyed him and then kill yourselves where his pieces remain

[angry scorpion]

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[blood rose]

the adhd the tisim ive never wanted to worship anything more youve spoken to me

[calamity]

im boutta blow the nut with rpg-7

[CT Slugcat ツ]

what if I'm the holy peanut?

[CT Slugcat ツ]

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[Professor Fuzz]

But, the zipper cult is so encompassing?

[Mr.Fish]

also i prefer 049 and i know this comment would get hated on too much

[Mr.Fish]

if the "HOLY Peanut" fails wouldn't the peanut followers want avenge it?

[Owenliu66]

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[NoroUltra]

its not A peanut anymore its a whole bunch of peanuts