How to tell thermite that he is your spirit animal and then commit terrorism! (part 1 of one)

hey guys so in this guide im gonna share a personal story about how i told thermite that he is my spirit animal and then he told me that i was his spirit animal(full stop here)

about me

I am a 14 year old gamer girl from Idaho. I am a proud American and I love Obama. I also love Thermite and donald trump an thatcher.

What is thermite and why do I love him so much.

Thermite, thermite is tall,
and thermite is thermite.
And thermite also uses thermite

thermite is a big boy, because thermite can shave, and thermite can shave because he has no beard, thermite has no beard because he can shave because dollar shave club very kindly supplies him with the best shaving equipment every week for only $5 he can get the best shaving equipment to shave delivered to him.

How I met and became the spirit animal of thermite as he respectively became mine. (Chapter 1)

I was walking deep off in the woods because my mother told me to get off the gaming. She told me I had embarrassed our ancestors by continuously losing as thermite in the situations. And when I was out in the deep, brooding woods, the gamer feuled hairs on my gamer feuled arms stood up. I froze internally and also externally, as I had just also heard some heard some hairs standing up from right behind, right right behind (total shock filled my body), they weren't my hairs. I turned around and I looked as I turned around, and behind my previously un-turned body which is now in front of my post-turned body, I saw thermite rainbow six. My eyes were in shock.

Thermite and my spirits connect spiritually (Segment B

"Oh my god is that dan rainbow six" (that's my name by the way (but not the rainbow six part(that would a dumb name)) that's what thermite said to me in the dark brooding woods. As soon as he said this I turned around but I was now facing 180 degrees away from thermite so I had the manaeuver myself clockwise for a third and final time to make my total rotation 720 degrees so I was finally facing thermite.)) (Our spirits had now connected.

Revenge! (A minecra(not by captainsparkles)) III (three (3))

After thermite and my spirits had bonded in ethically in the woods, it was time to get revenge! (A minecra) on my mother (and the world). And so then me and thermite went to my house which is also the map house rainbow six siege which is also my house. As we cautiously approached the garage side of the house, I could hear my mother exclaiming "by george do I hate that son of mine, that son of mine being dan." In fear, I could hear both mine and thermites throats gulp in fear, at the EXACT (AND I MEAN EXACT) SAME TIME. The reason we both gulped at the (exact) same time is because we are spiritually linked and therefore can interpret each others thoughts and just do things like this. As I focused on the window my mothers voice was coming from, thermite had rigged himself with a rappel rope and handed one to me. It was our time. We both rappelled up onto the window that we were going to breach. He lay down an explosive, death toll; one, him. Rookie mistake. I watched on in horror as my spirit animal was blown across the road and into the house on the other side of the river, dying on impact, except he didn't on impact because he actually died due to the explosion from his Brimstone BC-3 Exothermic Charge. I was lost for words, but as soon as I realised that thermite had given me one of his two Brimstone BC-3 Exothermic Charges, I found my previously missing word, revenge. I knew what I must do.)

Revenge 2 (Article D)

Crawling down my rappel rope in dismay. (My hands trembling). I made my way to the front door with the Brimstone BC-3 Exothermic Charge in hand. I had to make my way to the structually integral wall without anyone noticing. Unfortunately for me, before I had even entered the house my mum had called out - "honey, is that a Brimstone BC-3 Exothermic Charge?" I had to think quickly, "no mother, it's just your PTSD induced hallucinations." Then she said ok, then I said ok hibana (that's my mum!). I hurriedly hurried down kitchen stairs from house rainbow six. The wall was in sight, I had to take a moment to let my face tremble in fear. This was my chance for revenge 2 my PTSD-ridden mother. Thermite would be proud. I hurriedly placed down the Brimstone BC-3 Exothermic Charge. My revenge would be felt unjust through my family but thermite and the rest of the world relied on my actions here, at this structually integral wall, today. I hurriedly hit the "detonate" button, as to not give my mother too much of an opportunity to end my life where I stand. I found it hard not to crack a smile as I said, "some serious drywall work coming up." My mother found it hard not to cry, as she called out to me, "honey, is that a Brimstone BC-3 Exothermic Charge." No time to answer, the end was nigh.

Theend ,game (5(the number (5)))

As the structually integral wall crumbled due to the immense heat created by the Brimstone BC-3 Exothermic Charge, a tear shed from my eye.

As the wall collapsed the house did too, killing both me and my mother. The harsh and unfair criticism I received towards my rainbow six siege gaming skill, buried under the rubble.

We lie there to this day, both my mother and I under the debris of our house, and the remains of thermite across the street across the river. A lesson has been learnt and taught here today in this house of mine and across the street across the river, a lesson, to never EVER make fun of me and my families ability to play thermite rainbow six in the situations.!

part 2 )prequel(

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1857298299

[Kevin Durant from The Basketball]

Same but mine is Fuze

[Markster]

what

[BoopaDoopa]

These are all quotes from people in the comments, and its fucking amazing




Person below and above Ultra gay and got 120 Gb of child porn

shut up

your sad

this is why you should hate americans

It's a guide you dumbass.
It gives you information on how to play the game.

r/ihadastroke but longer

these... "guides" have to stop. not even funny at all, just plain retarded.

nutt!!!

yea these "guides" need to be deleted by steam or something, their so dumb and bad

so what drugs were you guys on when making this and where can i get them, asking for a friend

fuck obama

Good god, this shit made me cringe so fucking hard...

"I love Obama, I love Trump" something ain't right.

thanks i hit diamond now

[mycelium muncher]

this isnt minecraft pewdiepie lets play

[jason quaile]

i feel this

[Wolf-Senpai]

this is epic

[Standby75]

top 10 love stories gone wrong

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[Areaus]

Can we get one for doc?

[BigH]

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