Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

I, Dell Conager just want a quiet life.
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"My name is Dell Conager. I'm 33 years old. My house is in tiny Bee Cave, Texas, where all the oilfields are, and I am not married. I work as a mercenary for the Administrator, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of mad milk and doing about twenty minutes of mannrobics before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any objectives, like capture the flag and payload, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
6 Comments
FinalFerrex Aug 22, 2019 @ 4:04pm 
Relax? Better watch out for the dead ringer.
milp Aug 22, 2019 @ 5:30am 
lol that slaps me on the knee
Mr Bones Aug 20, 2019 @ 12:24am 
Who would wounded Jotaro be?
Bira Aug 17, 2019 @ 6:22pm 
killer sentry
mini heart attack
Sparcdoctor Aug 17, 2019 @ 12:14pm 
When you finally bust a mad milk
kissing Aug 17, 2019 @ 6:04am 
says the one who makes noise with the beeps and the sapper’s sssssssssssss boise