"Officer the sign said to!"

True

And the occasional Jack Daniels

'Beer before wine and you'll feel fine; wine before beer and you'll feel queer' goes the age-old aphorism."

Translation: It doesn't matter which order you drink them. But leave coffee out of this, unless you want a panic attack.

and red wine.

Words to live by

Life is too short for some because they drink beer.

Drink mana potions instead
Or health potions