Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Heavy wants a quiet life
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"My name is Heavy weapons guy. I'm 33 years old. My cabin is in the mountains of Siberia, where all the bears are, and I am not married. I work as a mercenary for the Administrator, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm vodka and doing about twenty minutes of mannrobics before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like little baby scout, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any unusuals, like rising and falling, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with the economy, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to trade I wouldn't lose to anyone."
8 Comments
Comrade Larry Aug 4, 2019 @ 12:10am 
Um... Heavy is at least 49 years old.
C CRIS Aug 3, 2019 @ 7:54pm 
And his Stand「SASHA」
Mokky  [author] Aug 3, 2019 @ 7:47pm 
Whenever the heavy update is
Songbird Aug 3, 2019 @ 3:39pm 
How long before he asks medic to swap his face with the spy's?
Kleiner's final Form Aug 1, 2019 @ 5:23pm 
KONO DOEO DA
Gabeolo Jul 31, 2019 @ 11:23am 
And then using his stand, Dancing Doe, he murdered the tf2 economy for yanking a crate out of his hands, revealing his ill gotten unusuals
Mokky  [author] Jul 28, 2019 @ 11:17pm 
Tomislav
YOU MUST BE HAPPY Jul 28, 2019 @ 9:06pm 
says the man who shoots the loudest gun in the entire gane