How to make friends in R6S

Have you ever wanted friends? Same.
Thats why I am here to help you make friends in Rainbow Six Siege!

Step 1

Make sure to write "ez" in chat after every kill / win you get, this will let your new friends know that you are extremely good at the game and that you can get kills, therefore they will feel like they need to be friends with you because you are just so good at this video game.

Step 2

To get a friend 100% you need to insult them whenever they do something wrong / die. If they ever dare tell you to shut your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth, you need to kick them from the game to show them who is the alpha.
Make sure to call people "noob" as often as possible to, once again, show people that you are extremely good at the game and that you are not a "noob".

Step 3

If there ever is a girl on your team, you have to get really close to the mic and act like the biggest incel who has ever lived. You also need to make sure that the female (who is a fake gamer because girls aren't video games) gets as uncomfortable as possible so she eventually leaves the game.
This will show your soon to be friends that you are the kind of guy who doesnt waste time chasing girls, instead you spend your life playing Rainbow Six Siege and reading guides on how to make friends.

Step 4

If the other team is winning, make sure you tell them how bad they are and that you are going to ♥♥♥♥ their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mothers and that you like to lick the ♥♥♥♥ out of their dads ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and that you want them to suck your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ filled ♥♥♥♥

Then when they start making fun of you, you report them.

Step 5

This is the final and most important step, you need to have at least 1000 hours and brag about how many hours you have CONSTANTLY
If you never bring up that you have over 1000 hours, people will think you're some kind of weakling and they'll never want to be friends with you.
Don't worry though, if you don't have 1000 hours, just have the game open 24/7, even if you are not playing.

Congratulations

You now have friends.

[SlaZe]

congrats

[Vaselinemyween]

2000 hrs btw

[Ass Ketchup]

bart si

[SlaZe]

WHA

[Ass Ketchup]

i

[Muggie✟]

and also keep sayin the n word

[Basil]

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom

[Basil]

I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny that she's fly.
We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black.
But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol
But If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez.
Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest
She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness
I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess.
I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song
Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mo-om.

[Basil]

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom

[Basil]

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom