How to 𝒩𝑒𝓇𝒹...

Okay class... Today I shall be showing you how to be the greatest 🅽🅴🆁🅳 that you can be. (Or at least the greatest 🅝🅔🅡🅓 that I think you could be)

Introduction to being a 𝕹𝖊𝖗𝖉

So, it's your first day on the job. Experimenting on innocent D-Bois and doing tests. Next thing you know BAM containment breach and immediately your survival instincts kick in (These including profusely jumping, shouting the phrase "NERD GANG!", and screeching) but all ŃĔŔĎŚ aren't the same... So which one will you be?

What kind of ɴᴇʀᴅ do you want to be?

There are many different kinds of nerds and unlike in real life you can choose who you want to be...

รɳεαҡყ ɳε૨∂ (Sneaky Nerd)

Ah... A personal favorite of mine, albeit possibly one of the slowest it makes up for that in safety.
Just gonna keep the first one short and simple because I know you're probably losing brain cells by reading this.

Easy Tasks to become a รɳεαҡყ ɳε૨∂

1. You can either wait for everyone in 914 to be killed by SCPs or rush there right away

(Optional) 1 1/2. Maybe make some D-Boiis follow you or take them hostage so they can be a distraction to any SCPs

2. You don't really need an 05 keycard as that's only useful if you want to set off the warhead which isn't your problem, let the MTF or another ᑎEᖇᗪ do that

3. Book it out of Light Containment once you've gotten something that can get you through to the surface and can open the armory (Room number is #00) for some extra firepower

4. Casually make your way through heavy containment (stop running and take it slow when you hear something walking [not sprinting] as that is most likely an SCP)

5. Now obviously you're probably going to run into chaos or an SCP when making your way to the entrance zone so make sure to have something like a Project 90 and a grenade (From the armory)

6. Once you've made it to the surface you're good to go do whatever (spawn camp or escape to become an MTF scientist works)

ƔƖƠԼЄƝƬ ƝЄƦƊ!

A fine choice... You'll make sure that nobody stands in your way while leading other 『Nerds』to safety.

1. Try to find a gun (One spawns in the bathrooms WC or in one of the random chambers [WC00, #012, Peanut Room PT00, GR18] for the next steps)

2. If you have found a gun then waltz your way over to 914 where most of the D-Boiis Target Practice is patiently waiting

3. Do it to em (They're just resources anyways)

4. Make sure not to be That guy who kills their fellow N̲e̲r̲d̲s̲

5. Upgrade that shiny pistol you got there into a big boy gun with maximum giggle factor (Epsilon-11 SR, Logicer, or the Micro)

(Optional) Now if you're going to make your only source of entertainment into the micro which is a one use weapon then you're going to want to open the armory to grab a Project 90 for backup

6. Make your way to the entrance zone (Don't let anything stand in your way, SCP or CI)

(Optional) Make sure the nuclear warhead is still armed so you can open the nuke room on the surface with an 05 to make sure that you're work is truly done.

7. Escape with the blood of your enemies stained on your white labcoat...

𝙎𝙋𝙀𝙀𝘿𝙔 𝙉𝙀𝙍𝘿

Speedy nerd huh? Lets see, your main goal should be to escape and become a Nine-Tailed Fox Scientist (The results of escaping) as soon as possible.

Easy Steps to becoming a 𝙎𝙋𝙀𝙀𝘿𝙔 𝙉𝙀𝙍𝘿

1. Find 914 ASAP (You usually don't want company because D-Bois constantly changing it to rough slows you down drastically)

2. Upgrade your keycard in this order [ 1-1, Fine, Fine] It's that easy

3. Get into heavy containment as soon as you complete #1-2 (also make sure to avoid any SCPs on your way

(Optional) 4. Bring some fellow meat shields 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 to help you with any problems on your way to victory

(Kind Of Optional) 5. Always have an 05 keycard (should have one before you leave Light Containment) so when you get back into the facility you can open 106's containment or open the warhead button room to show everyone how much of a speedrunning tryhard you are.

6. Run straight to any of the gates (Gate B is the closest to the extract point) and just W key when you get to the surface and outsmart the chaos by escaping before they can even spawn in

7. Profit? (You'll probably die later on in the round or not even make it through Heavy Containment but at least you can say "I was the first person to escape")

Now on a rare chance you can find a Zone/Facility Manager or a Major Scientist keycard from a locker (if you get there quick enough) that can get you through the checkpoints

[BONUS STEPS]

1. If you do find any of the 3 keycards then obviously use it to get into Heavy Containment

2. If you have a Major Scientist or Facility Manager keycard then use that bad boy to get into 096s containment where you'll promptly find a Commander keycard

3. Use that to get out of the facility in a flash

4. Celebrate your well deserved luck based escape

In the case that you only find a Zone Manager keycard then you'll only be able to get as far as the EZ (Entrance Zone) where you'll have to wait for MTF to come and help you or for CI and SCPs to kill you.

𝒢𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝒩𝑒𝓇𝒹

So you want to actually be a good human being? This is a rare case indeed...

Easy Tasks to become a 𝒢𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝒩𝑒𝓇𝒹

1. Hold the door open at 914 for any D-Boi or fellow 𝒩𝑒𝓇𝒹

2. Wait for everyone with a keycard to be ready to leave

3. Leave 914 in a large susceptible pack

4. Die

5. If you surprisingly don't die to an SCP while in 914 or making your way to the Entrance zone then consider yourself lucky

6. Well if you still have any friends left that haven't been torn to bits or executed then hey maybe you still have a chance to escape, you don't need those losers but they're the best chance you have to not be the one person that gets killed on the way to one of the exit gates.

Secondary Options
(Just follow steps 1-3 then continue onto this)
Because you don't want any more of your friends to be killed by big bad uncle Larry you want to end his reign of terror until the next containment breach

1. Get a few of your friends (some MTF or even guards)

2. Make sure that one of you has a high enough level keycard to enter 106's chamber

3. Once at the metal box of unimaginable pain choose who to sacrifice

4. Because you are in fact the 𝒢𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝒩𝑒𝓇𝒹 you volunteer yourself, throwing all of your possessions onto the ground before launching yourself into the metal box of literal death

5. Rejoice in the spectator menu watching your newly found friends contain SCP-106

𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐍𝐞𝐫𝐝

Be that one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who gets a gun, kills all the D-Boiis in 914, goes into 914 with it set on course so they'll be made into a D-boi, and then kill all the scientists in 914. (You'll most likely be team killed the following round)

That's it...

Thanks for reading this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ guide, it's the first one I've ever made so there's definitely flaws in it even if I can't see them.

[Coach Frank]

when i find a gun as scientist i have zero mercy for d class

[Blahaj]

instructions unclear, a dboi is outside 914 and is claiming to be chased by peanut

[super evil politics hater]

instructions unclear, accidentally slapped penut who is thicc

[Mrpiggleywiggley]

I like the last one best

[Concerned Citizen]

don't forget those COURAGIOUS Nerd that die distracting the peanut using a gun so the bois and the other nerds can escape, those guys are fuckin heros

[Concerned Citizen]

instructions unclear, exploded entire facility with nuclear warhead

[assbeater420]

Instructions unclear, disarmed scientist outside 914 is making 939 growling sounds.

[Woodensponge]

This guide is a beauty.

[Local Dunce]

Instructions still unclear, d-boi outside claiming to be chased by peanut has not died for 3 minutes straight and has not left the door. One of the d-bois inside has a gun and thinks he can "shoot the dog dead", despite the lack of a dog in the vicinity. two other d-bois cowering in corner, and the one d-boi with the keycard from thin air is upgrading a game boy.

[Jakemon123]

Guide has been updated with new memes and moar added to the 𝒢𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝒩𝑒𝓇𝒹!