POSTAL 2

POSTAL 2

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Steamed Hams but it's on Postal 2
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May 27, 2019 @ 11:43am
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Steamed Hams but it's on Postal 2

Description
It's time to revive some dead meme on some dead game, huh?

Yeah, it's a famous "Steamed Hams", probably the best meme of 2018 year.
Now you can experience it in your favorite Postal 2 dimension.
Play as Seymour Skinner and be prepared for an unforgettable luncheon with Gary Chalmers, or... grab a shotgun, walk outside and kill everyone you will see - just like in Postal 2.
I did a big attention to details, so I'm pretty sure you'll enjoy it.

Note:
Activate the Widescreen Stretch function in Video settings.
This level is also playable on POSTAL and Impossible difficulty.

How to:
Click on "Subscribe" button, wait for a while, then run "Postal 2" game.
In main menu, select "New Game" > "Workshop...", then select a "Steamed Hams but it's on Postal 2" gamemode. Press Start and you're good to go!

Question that you may ask:
Q: I think I stuck somewhere, or sequences/sentences won't start.
A: You may think like that, but you're wrong.
This level is based mostly on "line of sight" triggers, rather than usual triggers when you need to touch or walk on them. That means, you need to look on the exact point to trigger an action. For example, Chalmers asking you, why is there smoke coming out from oven - so you need to look on the oven to continue the conversation, just like in the original episode. That's how it works!

Q: Can I kill Chalmers?
A: Of course. But it will immediately end the game. By the way, there's Agnes Skinner in apartments, and she can be killed too. Killing them will result a different result in final stats.

Q: Why you didn't create it in traditional Simpsons style?
A: Eh... I'm such a lazy аss. I'm also suck at level design. So I wanted to make it fast, and I did it in one week. Don't blame me for that plz. :(

If you're a GOG user or a dirty pirate, you can download it here:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1NEEsPEk5l-VQoODTjc2kHJmD87hNrN7W

Feel free to ask more in comments, and of course, rate this mod.
I'm also waiting for bug reports (of course if they occur).

Have fun!
179 Comments
pigrinse Jan 31 @ 9:47am 
im gonan get this shit and download postal just because i like you
KeshaFilm  [author] Jan 31 @ 6:26am 
Ну, у тебя нет информации, откуда ты, а русскоязычные никнеймы я и у забугорцев видел)

Есть как на ютубе, так и в гайдах стима. А то, что на русском нет - с этим только смириться.
Шляпа Jan 31 @ 5:37am 
А зачем мы разговариваем на английском?
Шляпа Jan 31 @ 5:36am 
And now there are no training videos about this program anywhere, especially in Russian
KeshaFilm  [author] Jan 31 @ 5:16am 
I would understand if there's no tutorials around or something but there's a plenty of them. In 2007 I was forced to teach everything alone because no internet, thus no tutorials or someone who can teach me. I was so passionated and interested to learn, so you can too, even easier. Especially when editor became more friendly than before.
Шляпа Jan 31 @ 3:07am 
Well, yes... Otherwise they come out of my ass
KeshaFilm  [author] Jan 31 @ 2:48am 
With hands.
Шляпа Jan 31 @ 12:41am 
How do you even create maps in POsted? An editor that is so inconvenient and incomprehensible.
pigrinse Jan 29 @ 7:28am 
excuse me
ILoveClubPenguinJourney Dec 20, 2024 @ 6:58pm 
guys... postal 2 is required NOT simpsons hit and run... dont get it twisted