How to get better at scout

This is a guide on how to become a better scout. This guide will focus on loadouts, priority targets, and strategy.

Loadouts

Primary Weapon:
For ur primary u shud use the Force-a-Popper because it knocks back duh enemies. This shotgun sh00ts pellets so u need 2 try and aim at da middle of the enemy body. The Force-a-Popper only haz 2 bullet in da clips so you'll need to refill ur soda often.

Advantages:
- U get a free soda

Cons:
-It's grape soda, I hate that flavor










Secondary Weapon:
The one secundary every scout shud use is The Enforcer. I dun see why every scout uses this. U never disguise as a scout anyways so u always get da 20.1337% damage bonus.

Advantages:
-It does a lot of 1337 damage

Cons:
-Only spies use dis for sum reason









Melee Weapon:
The melee wepun you need to use is the Fan O'Sandman becuz you do liek 4 damage and then they are marked for dead. With da mini-crit you do 5 damage instead of 4 damage. Don't forget that duh Fan O'Sandman haz a basebull, so you can show off yur UGC Platinum baseball skillz.

Advantages:
-Free baseball
-Marked for death

Cons:
-If you miss, you bleed for 5 secunds.

Priority Targets

The Captain Crunch Guy:
Also known as "soldier" even though he is a pirate. Dis is your main target because he haz a rocket launcher and can do biggie smalls damage to you.Always press da taunt button whenever you kill him.

Scout:
Another target u need 2 kill is da scout becuz he probably has the Force-A-Popper and can kill u in 2 shots. Remember to always taunt after you keel them

Strategy

When u play as scout, u n33d 2 kill everyone, nobody cares about capturing da point. Remember 2 always zoom-in and go 4 a long-distance headshot.














After reading this guide u will bee a super 1337 UGC Platinum scoot and will have a Hale's Own Force-a-Popper just liek I do. Thanks 4 reading and go kill some Captain Crunch Guys.

[lifost]

incorrect, of course best scout secondary is reserve shooter, dealing way more damage to trolldiers, one of the worst matchups for scout

[Celqoza Gato]

Thank for the tip ☻

[saint-just]

u forget taht chearieos make captain crunghy guys get mad.

[shaparatiti]

"Proffesional". I love your sarcasm.

[Sloud]

wow

[malkuth with propeller hat (evil]

erm e gerd u su Epeek u r da best art dis gam 1337

[=)]

yes.

[Gsg]

U forgt that teh bostn cane is gud becuz u can make thm captain crunch guys bleed.
and that when u use it you have 2 keep hittin teh attack button becuz bleedin makes u fight 1337

[Blissara]

BEST THING EVER LOL

The enforcer made me stop, and the captain crunch guy

[ROUR XD]

haha this guide makes me laugh so hard