How to be horrible at CS:GO: CT's Pistols

There are many people who play Counter Strike: Global Offensive. Some are good, but being good is hard. So, I've found the easier route, being horrible. This specific guide will teach you how to be horrible with pistols.

Introduction

Pistols are weapons. That's all they are. If you've played any of the classic gamemodes, you know it starts out with a pistol round. Pistols are most important in this round, so I'll teach you how to be horrible at selecting and using pistols.

P2000

The standard pistol for CTs (Counter Terrorists). This weapon is regarded as very hard to use. It has 13 rounds in a clip. That's one round more than the recently introduced USP-S. This makes it worlds better than the USP-S (not lol). To use this pistol horribly, fire one shot per second while not moving. Also don't reload until the weapon forces you to, and never go for headshots.

USP-S

Now this weapon is a bit of an awesome addition from valve, the classic Silenced USP! Thanks Valve ;D! But, I'm getting off topic. This weapon was introduced as another standard Pistol for the CTs. This weapon is unique as it has a silencer, which makes the weapon more silent and makes it not fire tracers, but it counters my spam fire strategy that never works because it slows do the fire rate. But it works when you take off the silencer. To take of the silencer press the Alt-Fire button (right mouse button). It has 12 rounds in a clip instead of 13 like the P2000 and you can only fire 3 clips before you run out of ammunition. You can spam fire but the smaller clip and less ammunition makes it a more horrible strategy, which is what you want. Do not be methodical and precise with this weapon, espicially with the silencer.

P250

This weapon is a pistol that is availible for both CTs, and Ts (Terrorists) and it can be bought for $300. This weapon has good armour penetration. It's pointless for pistol rounds, because Most good players go for headshots on pistol rounds, and helmets aren't able to be bought in the pistol rounds. But you want to be horrible, so definatly buy it! It has 13 rounds in a clip. It works horribly with being articulate and precise while standing still.

Five-SeveN

My favorite pistol before the USP-S. The Five-SeveN is a pistol only availible for the CTs that can be bought for $500. It has 20 rounds in a clip. It does work well with spam firing do to it's larger clip, so don't. Firing one round per second while standing still is a horrible strategy, so this is what you should do. Trivia: The Five-SeveN fires the same rounds as the P-90! I shall talk about this weapon in the next guide.

Dual Berretas

The Dual Berretas is/are a pistol/pistols availible for CTs and Ts and can be bought for $700. The Dual Berretas are basically you weilding two Berreta pistols at once. Each Pistol has 15 rounds in a clip, so you can fire 30 rounds before reloading, making this the highest clip* size in the entire game. If you've seen Jontron's video on Counter Strike: Global Offensive, you would know that he spam fired this weapon to kill his first opponent. If you haven't seen it, I suggest you should, it's hillarious. This is the link to the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ida4D2J_riM
Anyway, spam firing is effective, so don't. Being particular and firing these guns slowly while not moving is a horrible strategy, so if you want to be horrible, do this.

Desert Eagle AKA: Deagle

The Deagle is a pistol availible for CTs and Ts for $800. This gun is the most expensive pistol in CS:GO and has the smallest clip size of any pistol with 7 rounds. But, it is the most powerful handgun, that intakills upon headshots even with armour and helmets. But the strategy I have in mind is to horrible for headshots, spam firing. You'll probably not even hit except at very close ranges.

Conclusion

In conclusion, this guide has taught you how to be horrible with using the pistols of the game. Next time, I'm butchering the SMGs. See you next time!

[Hambone]

Uploaded my next guide. For the SMGs!

[Hambone]

Boomhower, this is pistols for CT's, the Tec-9 is for the T's only. I will make a guide for this too.

[MGSJAKE]

missed tech nine

[3kliksphilip]

Thank you for this invaluable guide. Please post more!

[Hambone]

My first guide. :D