How to be 1337 at TF2 Spy

Hello there! Today you will take 5 min. to read this awesome piece of work on how to be a 1337 spy!

You will learn the 3 ways of spy: Way of Apple, Way of genital herpes and the way of moving the ♥♥♥♥ out of the way!

So let's get started.

Basics of being 1337

To be 1337 inside of the hit video game "Team Fortress 2" you first have to learn the basics on First Person Shooter games. Now the first step is to make sure you can move a mouse and learn the keyboard. And remember SDFE=ASDW, or some ♥♥♥♥ I don't know anyways, and also you have to have tons of chips and monster energy drinks to be a true FPS gamer and a true PC gamer in general.

Being the Apple

First thing you must understand is how to be an apple. First you must learn the way of the apple then you must learn how to be the apple. The way of the apple is to fall off your tree and then roll around in the dirt until you get consumed by ♥♥♥♥ that eats ♥♥♥♥. So do this and then you get the lesson of failure. Now when you fail you learn about what you can do better. For example you can REACH FOR THE STARS....♥♥♥♥ sorry I was listening to Sonic Colors main theme #yoloswagblazeit42069. Anyways a real example is you can shoot a pyro in the head and die and you learn #1 rule of spy: STAY THE ♥♥♥♥ AWAY FROM PYROS AS A SPY!!!! That's the apple way.

The way of Genital Herpes

After you have learned the apple way you must learn the way of genital herpes. The way of genital herpes is when you ♥♥♥♥ someone then get terrible sores on your genitals. This is an awesome lesson on LLL or life long lessons. You can learn about the hitboxes of the backstab people you have to backstab. Heavies have obviously bigger hit boxes were scouts being skinnier have smaller ones. So just study that one. This is a good place to study them and seem pretty recent: http://technofovea.com/blog/archives/278

Way of get the ♥♥♥♥ out the way....

Now the last thing you need to understand is the way of "getting the ♥♥♥♥ out of the way of a moving bus comming at 100mph and that will wreck your ♥♥♥♥ after you eat a burrito filled with chili cheese fries that you had bought from weinniersnitshull (who accually knows how to spell that?) and the soda you had ingullged 2 days before and all that sugar to ♥♥♥♥ you over and make you fat but still able to move." This is the lesson on reflex or muscle memory. If you are using your revolver and you need to shoot someone then you have to shoot them when you see the name of the enemy on your screen this meens that you have your crosshair over the enemy and if you shoot you can get a hit 90% of the time. As well as when your spy brings his knife up ready to backstab.

Goodbye....

Now that you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 1337 you can go out and be the greatest spy in the world even bigger then that one guy that likes to stab things.....oh ya the spy himself! if you want another tutorial for the other classes let's get this to 10 likes. And remember one more thing:

Apples <3

[tut34]

10/10 would read again

[Zodiac]

its WIENERSCHNITZEL!! and just cus i know how to spell it doesnt mean i am vone of ze aryan racceeee

[Black Ace]

Leet
Like i am elite at this game

[wet rag smell]

whats 1337 even mean?

[Dargo]

#bestguide2913

[Boomyz]

Y U NO TEECH MEH WAY UF BOEOEOEOEOEOEO

[40 oz.]

how i be xXx360N0$C0P3z1337420b1az3itYYtrickshot Sniper?

[Giygas' Van]

Beautiful

[123]

Lol.
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