Da Way of the Escape Artist

Dis guide will show u de way to becomin an escape masta! Learn de wey and becomme da wey, with the power of da wey one must become a being of unknown to man, one too powerful for ze mortal to understand!

Da Wey Will Show Itself!

Find da way, one must choose da wey they want to follow. Dis task may seem of the easiest but oh my it is not, to find a way one must have the powers of one being. This being is of course our father, Shaggy from the fatherland! He will guide us to becoming de way, he will teach us to become 1% of his power and truly master da wey.

Wey #1
git gud. eZ strat

Wey #2
Become blessed by our lord to be fortunate to become one of the nerd, the nerd give us the power to access thy land of SCP #012, from here we darken our card to greater power of almighty orange! comrades, this is what we have wanted! From here we find thine land of the shy guy! he will lead us to the police mastas secret stash! Da wey of de gate B will prove itself, from here we pray to our almighty lord that he has not put his dog out on the loose!

Wey #3
Thy lord, Shaggy, will praise us with his fellow Scoobs! Scoobs will show us the way of the gate! wE mUst uSe oBEy OuR rEEsoUrces friends, and convince them that thy must check that of Davy Jones's locker! He must praise us with his police masta card! Thy rEEsource Facility guard must be hypnotized into opening thy gate with it!

wEY #4
One must obey the presence of our great uncle Larry! Larry has preserved through countless wars and battles, thy larry helped us win the Great War of 1634! Never ask our great uncle larry when the Great War of 1634 took place! Larry must send us happily to his lovely dimension, then once again we must receive the great blessing of someone, but this time the great great great grandmother of Larry! Larry never reveals who this magnificent woman was, but she is always watching to uphold the best of us! She will send us to the light, the Life! Once again thine rEEsources facility guards mustve been convinced by the greatness and praise of our great uncle!

WeeeeeEEeY #5
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WeeEy #6
To achieve the final de wey, one must has de power of Biggest Chungus, thy ancestor of Big Chungus, nobody speaks of thy power of Biggest Chungus, I must hurry and go, the people who say the name of Biggest Chungus our friend will be tracked found and captured told to seek of thy other way.