Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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How to speak wiz germans ze right way
By ✪ Deven has 8 friends | 私を殺して ツ
How To Understand these beer-drinkin, salty creatures.
Study Carefully!

In this guide I will teach you how to play with germans
Understanding germans
These are phrases germans often say and what they mean.
1) "Halt deine Schnauze/Fresse" -> he wants you to talk to him more often, it seems you are too quiet.
2) "Mach mal kills du Spast" -> He compliments you for your solid performance as a csgo player and tells you that he is disabled.
3) "ich ficke deine Mutter du H.rensohn" -> He has romantic interest in your mother.
4) "Junge was ist das?" -> He is surprised at his bad gameplay.
5) "Sprech Deutsch du scheiß Ausländer" -> His dream is that german should be a world language and dislikes you because you can't speak german.
6) "Was schimmelt der Zigeuner da in der Ecke rum?" -> He is again surprised that an enemy would not rush him since in his mind, every game is a copy of Call of Duty.
7) "Warum immer ich?" -> At this point, his mental health is broken and he questions his life choices.
German catchphrases
Now some catchphrases you should know when you play with germans.

  • When a german player plays bad -
    • Dein Zielwasser ist wohl Adelskrone.
    • Hitler war nicht mal Deutscher und selbst der hat mehr kills.
  • When a german player plays good - Der Hase läuft bei dir.
  • When you need a drop- Leg ma ne Waffe
  • When he won't drop you - Drop jetzt ma ne Waffe verdammte Scheiße.
  • When you want so save - Ich packs einfach nich.
  • When you clutched a round - JABA JIBI
  • When you want to rush - Rein in die Olga!
  • When you won the game - Ehre, genommen. Vorhaut, genommen. Leben, genommen.
  • When you won an eco round - Das war n Stöß-chen auf die Mös-chen.
  • When your teammate needs to clutch Bruder, mach jetzt nicht diesen.
  • When someone in the other team is good - Der hat doch an man!.
  • When the germans want to kick you - Das ist doch wohl eine Frechheit!
  • When something went wrong - Bruder muss los
Thanks for reading this guide.
Yes this guide is trash.
Yes I am trash for writing it.
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s/o to sl0th who inspired me to do this.
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Chemical Chef Dec 5, 2023 @ 8:22pm 
Ich nehme diesen Guide hiermit zur Kenntnis
Manfred_53_arbeitssuchend Nov 4, 2023 @ 4:38pm 
Ist sehr gut ;)
RSZ- Sep 2, 2022 @ 1:09pm 
Bester Guide überhaupt :)
⸸ RΞPHAYER ⸸ Jun 27, 2022 @ 7:59pm 
It will work so jetzt aber nichts wie rein in die Olga :steamsalty::steamthumbsup: du Klappspaten
76561199226394475 Jun 16, 2022 @ 4:04am 
ENG: Choose the one that's on the list and write in my profile, I will answer the same
GER: Such dir eine Sache aus der Liste aus und schreib es unter mein Profil und ich mache es auch bei dir
RUS: Выберите что то одно из этого списка и напишите в моём профиле, отвечу тем же!

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bepis May 23, 2022 @ 8:04am 
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland!!!!
o3key May 5, 2022 @ 8:27am 
The1and0nly May 2, 2022 @ 8:43am 
approved by the vaterland
Queen Movement I. Feb 25, 2022 @ 8:33am 
I'm german and approve this guide