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Snexie's FairWeather

Guter Job. Gratuliere!

He was our section Corporal, hard as fuck, but fair.

He was going to smash the door, but I picked the padlock for him. It was humming. Flies, no really, came of the three sets of honking underpants in the bottom.

When Haverty returned just before dinner our section was gathered and the Corporal stuffed a pair of the pants in his mouth and made him drink a half mug of hot water through them. Mr. Haverty applied to leave a few days later. In his defence...he was a dildo.

I don't often tell tales, but if you ever get me drunk i'll tell you about the exorcism.

Story: when I was in basic training, in 1985, there was a guy in the next room from London. The training staff said he was a "gash-hand". Tried to get out of things and went on sick parade for nothing.

He did injure his foot one morning and was taken to the local hospital for an x-ray. They kept him overnight and the two other lads in his room came and asked me to "smell his locker". It is not the strangest request I have been given, but that is another story...

You had 2 lockers. One for your military kit and the other for your civilian stuff. His was stinking...you could taste it. I fetched the duty Corporal and he went totally Happy Mondays.

You won't be so happy when you see how dirty the y-fronts were I used to pack it!

I think he meant the road that makes a right turn up over the garage, around the bog and to the lumber mill, the tight one :) you took it too. Thank you for the package :3

p.s., I have your 'package' all wrapped. I am at the vets in the morning, but if I don't get it posted tomorrow it will on it's way by tuesday.

...what bloody shortcuts? Triple bastard.

I found myself being better at these smaller maps, though I think the next one might be large, we'll see how it goes. It's great seeing you enjoy the maps, thank you :)

Another fine map. That''s a nice swamp / bog you have there. There are nice touches like partially hidden shortcuts (e.g. near the garage.) Wish it was larger because I wanted the exploration to last longer!