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How To Find Your Dream EGirl

By NM Clan

Have you Ever Wanted to play with women?
Do you want to make your own personal Harem?
Or is it just that you need practice before you make some real female friends?

Well this is what you need to be able to acheve your dreams of being a normal human being.

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NM Clan
In-Game
Project Zomboid

Languages: English

Category: Getting Started, Team Strategy, Competition

Posted

Jan 24, 2019 @ 4:47pm

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Guide Index

Overview

Find Your EGirl

How To Know If Shes A TRAP!

How To Date your EGirl

Comments

Find Your EGirl

If you want to find your dream girl you must first play the game. Play day and night searching for somone who seems to sound more like a ten year old boy then your average player. If you chek thier profile and they have a anime Girl icon then they may be a man who is trying to catfish. GET AWAY FROM THEM IMMIDIATLEY. they will find out where you live and hit you with that one inch punisher. What you need to see is a cute anime dog or somthing that looks alot like this. (Taken From Real EGirl)

How To Know If Shes A TRAP!

If you talk to her and she sounds a little fishy, just talk to them and ask if they are a girl/try to get someone else to ask them. look at "her" profile, if it says anything about MLP (MY Little Pony) they are a trap. If it says that they love thier "Waifu" they are a trap. most importantly if they say that thier profile pic is them and it looks like this. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE THEY HAVE A 12 INCH MASTADON BANGER AND THEY ARE COMMING FOR YOUR LIFE.

How To Date your EGirl

If you want to get a EDate then you need to impress your EGirl. try to top frag over them aand take every oprotunity to tell your entire team that you are the best man and that you are a P***Y SLAYER. After the game ask if she can queue with her and then hit her with the question "Will you be my EGirl?" (Make sure you are absolutley destroying the enemy team while doing this).