Do you like lasers? Of course you do, who doesn't? WELL THEN THIS IS THE SET FOR YOU!

Rain lasers and brimstone on your enemies (but mostly lasers) with the Aetherizer 9000! The best in space-age technology brought to you directly from space! No we are not kidding, we found this on a meteorite. Whether the meteorite was man-made or not is up to our lawyers to decide.

Every true space cadet needs something to spread butter on his bread with. So look at this little beauty, the WAVESABER! It'll slice both butter and bone with ease! Depending on what you eat with your space sandwiches.

Neither of these fine pieces of ultra-modern science would be useful if you couldn't aim, you'd end up slicing up your beloved family pet/grandmother! That's why we came up with our special Orion's Optics brand goggles. These will light up even the darkest rooms and show you where all the evil aliens are (does not work with mercenaries).

When you master the use of all of the above, you will receive the honor of becoming an official SPACE CADET! Which means you get this shiny new Space Cadet Certification Badge! Your parent's fridge will never be the same.