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WOW! That was really easy for the finnish esports organization ENCE.

it's VITU HYVÄ or hyvä yri

ez 4 professional eSports organization ENCE E-sports containing of AWPer Aleksi "Allu" Jalli, ingame leader Niko "naSu" Kovanen, rifler Miikka "suNny" Kemppi, allround player Juho "Juhob" Lampinen & the mad fragger Mikko "Xarte" Välimaa from the finnish eSports organization ENCE e-sports from the nordic country Finland

Ite huudan aina ”BOT ALLU” ”VITTU SÄ OLET AERIAL HUONO” assystagella yms laneilla:D oli vitun hyvä ku menin kerran haukkumaa yhtä 13v byoc pelaajaa sen taakse nii rupes itkemää:D huutista kyllä, kärpän peleissä tosin kannustan loppuun asti

Ez for professional Finnish eSports organization ENCE eSports featuring Star AWPer Aleksi "allu" Jalli, IGN Aleksi "aleksib" Virolainen, Rising star Jere "sergej" Salo, All arounder Jani "aerial" Jussila and Support Sami "xseveN" Laasanen.

Taktinen nero Aleksi "Aleksib" Virolainen osoittaa ylivoimaisuutensa tuhoten vastustajansa mahtipontisella pythagoraan kolmiolla sekä huijaus-strategioilla.

Kaikki ovat palvelimella paitsi allu, allu vielä voitelee tarkkuuskiväärinsä lukkopesää, camel tupakka tupruaa suupielessä, kohta valmis. Allu tumppaa tupakan, heittää denssin yläpeltiin ja istahtaa NATUn lämmittämään pelituoliin. go go go

On se aleksib hullu mies! Eka käski mennä b:lle, mutta vihollisen yllätykseksi mentiinkin a:lle.

Aleksib on taktinen nero, mutta on yksi mies jota ilman hän ei olisi mitään. Xarte opetti hänelle kaiken niin cs:stä kuin elämästäkin. Vaikka tiet Havun jälkeen erkanivat, pysyy ystävyys lujana ja miehet tapaavatkin usein burgerilounaan merkeissä.

Northern lights flash in the sky. A blizzard blows, pelting on its way those too weak to withstand the fury of winter at its fullest. From the permafrost strikes a massive hand; the mythical giant once deemed dead off the coast of Italy now rises to life, regenerated, from Lappish soil. The time is due. Around the world, the word spreads. In Sweden, the best of the best cower in fear and lock themselves in the nearest IKEA retail store. The Brazilians run into the safety of the jungle, the Danes play dead in Legoland and the Slavs sprint crying to babushka’s warm embrace. Enceladus’s augurs are unleashed upon the scene. Aleksi “allu” Jalli hails from his journey spent in international teams. A man may leave Finland, but Finland never leaves a man. Once again, he picks up the green rifle, this time not for money or fame, but to smite all opposition in the name of Enceladus. Aleksi “aleksib” Virolainen leaves the fabled squad of HAVU to lead what we can finally describe as a Finnish superteam. Under his leadership shall the northern guns spit death and destruction upon foes who wail in their weakness. Jani “aerial” Jussila joins after the biggest transfer of the Finnish e-sport scene from his former team SuperJymy. No longer will he be the only stand-out player of his team, but instead, a vital ingredient of a chaotic cocktail made up of Finland’s finest. Jere “sergej” Salo thwarts all rumors of desperate Internet trolls trying to tell they know his parents who told him to stop playing. Oh, the humanity! Backed up by the forces at home, bursting from motivation like a wolf thirsting for blood, he returns to ravage everything in his path. Where skill rises to speak, experience sits silent and disciplined. Sami “xseveN” Laasanen fills the ranks from iGame, for what would the team be if they wouldn’t buy the best player from every other Finnish team? Vigilantly standing, supporting his teammates be the cause what it pleases to be, he will be the shield and sword his comrades need to achieve the ultimate. The warning has been given. The sky screams, the ground shakes and the oceans boil. ENCE is coming. #EZ4ENCE

Voitte yrittää kieltää näitä faktoja itseltänne, mutta totuus on, että Encen allu lukeutuu tällä hetkellä suomen top 10 alfoihin. Ehkä ei ihan vielä pärjää Välimaan Mikolle, mutta lähestyy häntäkin kovaa vauhtia.

Did you know that Finnish country singer Kari Tapio used to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great (one of the best in Finland) in de_Train 1.6 era. He even wrote a song about his domination in Train and that song is called Juna Kulkee (Train goes on). Rest in peace Kari Finnish CS in de_train has never been the same after you passed away.

Oltii jaakonkaa menos ruokalaa ja arvaa kenet nähtii : D ei vittu ite sergej.... xD katoin vaa mitä vittuu onks toi sergej sil äijäl oli 2 lasii maitoo ja 1 lasi piimää xDD paras päivä ikinä ; D

ENCE myös häviää usein tahallaan pistoolierän, vain tuhotakseen vastustajan talouden seuraavassa ns "pakko-osto" erässä.

natu huutaa mikkii että älkää ny pojat kiusakko, mutta ei pysty kumminkaan pidättelemään nauruaan ja tirskuu tessussa mikkiin, niin, että allu ei kuule steppejä

Oikeasti lopettakaa toi lapsellinen leikkaa ja liitä touhu >:(. Yritän katsella tässä hyvää CS ja pitää yllä asiallista keskustelua, mutta teidän lapselliset leikit pilaa koko touhun. DansGame

Tämä on ammattimaista suomalaista eSports-organisaatiota ENCE eSports, jossa on tähti AWPer Aleksi "allu" Jalli, IGN Aleksi "aleksib" Virolainen, nouseva tähti Jere "sergej" Salo, Kaikki ympärillä Jani "aerial" Jussila ja tukisammatti "xseveN" Laasanen.

Joskus öisin kun en saa unta, otan laatikon esille ja kynttilänvalossa katson ence-kokoelmaani. Mieleen tulevat ajat kun sunny ja allu pelasivat samassa joukkueessa ja xarte ankkuroi yksin b-siteä. Kunnia ei unohdu.

Did you know that Finnish country singer Kari Tapio used to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great (one of the best in Finland) in de_Train 1.6 era. He even wrote a song about his domination in Train and that song is called Juna Kulke

xartelle tarjottiin burgerin sijasta salaattia, alkoi mellakka

voitteko rauhottua chatissa, yritän kattoa peliä vaimon pojan kanssa enkä tahdo nähdä epäasiallista tekstiä täällä. kiitos!

alias "+aleksib" "say Go A"
alias "-aleksib" "say_team Go B!!!"
bind "X" "+aleksib"
Sound laughter rings from the backstage of the arena. Dismantled after a gallant performance, the young Kazakhstani players begin packing their peripherals listening to it. They did what they could, but the victors earned what they gained.

“Imagine that they fell for it again!” laughs Aleksib. All the doubt and hate made him shake his head in disbelief. He did it once again, making the people believe other things than what he meant all the time – as per his namesake strategy.

“We’ll have to buy a new cranium for you to fit all that intelligence”, notes xseveN. “And don’t you even try!” he adds with a lifting brow and a pointing finger towards Aerial, who was obviously thinking about gym jokes. “Well then,” Aerial starts with a shrug, “what if we just bottle your blood and start selling it as an expensive testosterone serum?” he asks.

“You wouldn’t really make a terrific merchant”, says sergej, cracking his third smile of the tournament. “Besides, we’ve already won enough sticker money for you to buy an entire gym of your own”, he points out. allu comes up with an entertaining idea and a loud chortle. “What if we start making ENCE-branded snus and smokes?”

Twista shakes his head. “Is that what you want Aleksi Junior to remember his father’s accomplishments of?” he asks the veteran. “Does it really matter?” allu asks back. “He’ll still remember his dad as the man who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nailed everyone to the wall.”

“But do you know what, guys?” The asking voice breaking the short moment of golden Finnish silence is Aleksib. Everyone points out for him to tell what he is talking about.

“Two glasses of milk and two glasses of sour milk this time?” ponders sergej.

“One of everything from Wolt?” asks xseveN.

“Biceps day!” shouts Aerial.

“I think I know. Tell them”, smirks Allu.

“Let’s go and win that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 500 grand”, Aleksib reveals. Everyone throws a hearty fistbump to each other.

As silence falls to the backstage, fear lurks to the hearts of those waiting for the Augurs at the Champions stage. The warning
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Did you know that Finnish country singer Reijo Taipale used to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great(one of the best in Finland) in de_mirage 1.6 era. He even wrote a song about his domination in Mirage and that song is called Kangastus (Mirage). Rest in peace Reijo Taipale CS in de_mirage has never been the same after you passed away.

Did you know that Finnish country singer Samuli Edelman used to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ star(one of the best in Finland) in de_Dust2 1.6 era. He even wrote a song about his domination in Dust and that song is called Tahtipolya(Stardusts). Rest in peace Samuli Edelman CS in de_dust2 has never been the same after you passed away.

Oltii jaakonkaa menos ruokalaa ja arvaa kenet nähtii : D ei vittu ite sergej.... xD katoin vaa mitä vittuu onks toi sergej sil äijäl oli 2 lasii maitoo ja 1 lasi piimää xDD paras päivä ikinä ; D

We were going to the cafeteria with jaakko and guess who we saw : D if it isn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sergej.... xD i was like what the ♥♥♥♥ is that sergej he had 2 glasses of milk and 1 glass of sour milk xDD best day ever ; D

He is Jussilas Jani from the northern country of Finland. The gym boy works on his reflexes and perfect spray as well as his body with which he makes women go wild. Legend says he is 9 inches

ihan ok, mut ootko kattonu csgo sarjasta jakson himo paska ence :D siinä esiintyy koko allu perhe eli myös juna jussila, nuori osuja, miikka ja osmo fanit saavat nauraa ja naurattaahan se tietty myös vaikka aleksib potkiminen ja muut :D kannattaa kattoo nopee
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ebm  [auteur] 11 jan 2024 om 2:34 
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Ministeri 18 mei 2022 om 0:50 
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DJ 1 sep 2021 om 6:26 
bosss
Aizaatana 7 apr 2021 om 19:05 
coool
rasisti 16 jun 2020 om 6:07 
boss
poet_ 18 nov 2019 om 10:38 
ihan ok, mut ootko kattonu csgo sarjasta jakson himo paska ence :D siinä esiintyy koko allu perhe eli myös juna jussila, nuori osuja, miikka ja osmo fanit saavat nauraa ja naurattaahan se tietty myös vaikka aleksib potkiminen ja muut :D kannattaa kattoo nopee
saiderrr 10 sep 2019 om 7:59 
:D fun fun
CBTxwe 4 sep 2019 om 7:40 
Aito sergeij
イェルズックス 23 aug 2019 om 17:19 
very nice!