Secret Greetings

A list of most, if not all, of the greetings you can get in Stronghold Crusader 2. Secret greetings can be activated by changing your in-game name to something like Lord Vader or your first name. For those looking to obtain the "Say my name, say my name." achievement, you have also come to the right place.
Most of the lines displayed here have been found by numerous other members of the community, and this guide is just here to keep them all in one place for convenience.

Special Note

Although not all first names work, it's most likely that you will get a custom greeting by putting your first name in.
Other notes:
You will probably have to switch the game's language to English to get the custom greetings.

A

Aaron
Al
Alex
Allison
Amy
Andrea
Andrew
Andy
Anna
Annabelle
Ann
Antony

B

Barbara
Bananaman
Beck
Ben
Betty
Bill
Bob
Bonny
Brian
Bruce

C

CaptainRandom
Carlo
Cas
Casimir
Charles
Charlie
Chris
Christoff
Cindy
Claude
Cliff
Collette
Computergamesmagazine
Computergamingworld

D

Darlene
Dave
David
Dennis
Diane
Don
Dot
Doug
Draco
Dwee

E

Earl
Earlistibald
Ed
Elizabeth
Ellen
Emma
Emmanuel
Eric
Evil

F

Family
Fantasia
Fatalexception
Firefly
Flying Poo
Francis
Friendly

G

Gabriel
Gabrielle
Gamestar
Gordon
Grady
Grant
Greg

H

Hades
Harry
Heather
Heidi
Helen

I

Ian
Id
Isaac
Ivy

J

Jack
James
Jamie
Jan
Jason
Jayhawk
Jeff
Jerry
Jennifer
Jessica
Jimmy
Joanna
Joe
John
Jorge
Joseph
Josh
Julian
July

K

Kate
Keith
Kelly
Ken
Kenneth
Kevin
Kit

L

Lee
Littlesmoo
Lou
Louis
Luke

M

Mark
Marcus
Maria
Matt
Matthew
Matthias
Mckenzie
Megadeath
Megan
Mega
Melissa
Michael
Mike
Mojojojo

N

Nathan
Neal
Nick
Nicole

O

OfTheFlies
Ord

P

Pat
Patricia
Patrick
Paul
Pcgamer
Pczone
Pete
Peter
Phil

Q

R

Rachel
Randall
Ray
Richard
Rob
Robert
Robin
Roland
Ryan

S

Sally
Sandy
Sarah
Scott
Seth
Shrek
Simon
Smitty
Spineman
Stark
Strategyplayer
Stefan
Steve
Stephen
Stewart
Suicidal
Supernoodle
Susan

T

Terry
Thomas
Thunder
Thurdl01
Thurston
Tom
Tony
Tigger
Tim
Tina
Triblade
Tricia
Triface

U

V

Vader

W

Wayne
William
Wolf
Wolverine

X

Y

Yoshi
Youenn

Z

Zen

That's it!

Hopefully you found a name that suits you, m'lord!
Now for a bit of a (StB)FAQ:
Q: "I've found a name that isn't on the list! What do I do?"
A: "Please, tell me and I will add it to this list! Assuming it works... You'll get credit for finding it, too!"
Q: "You idiot, *insert name* doesn't work!"
A: "Please tell me which one is the culprit and I'll have it deleted immediately if it doesn't check out."
Q: "You've mispelled a name."
A: "As before, please tell me which name and I'll happily fix it so others may enjoy!"

Credits

Firefly Studios: Stronghold Crusader 2
Beridok For most of the names here.
Rithelgo For more names!
Me: For finding a couple of names that the above two might've missed and making this guide, naturally.

[MoonlitKnight]

Lord Michael Jackson get's you one, he even says HeeHee!

[Mantle of Intelligence]

Stark, Deanerys, Tywin or Tyrion

[Starkwolf]

On Stronghold Crusaders, I put "Stark" as per my username, and was quite surprised to hear the greeting. My first suspicion was that it worked based on some sort of revoicing of Microsoft Sam, so I decided to test that theory using the infamous "crows nest" test. Then I figured it was probably a list of names, so I tried to think of a name it probably wouldn't have (Ping) and confirmed. Which lead me to this guide.

[maquisinquirer]

There are also the seasonal greetings. Halloween and Christmas are the ones I know of.

[Miodemetzel]

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[Miodemetzel]

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