how to mute someone

In this guide, I'll be walking through perhaps one of the most enigmatic parts of SCP: Secret Laboratory for some people. It's muting people.

In order to read this guide, you must have knowledge as to how to eat, sleep, drink and how to withstand deep criticism to people that may not yet know the importance and availability of the mute button. Your IQ must also be above 1 to proceed and you must refer to SCP-939 as a dog and SCP-173 as peanut.

Last night, somebody was enraged by the fact that I was talking, however this inspired me to make this guide, in order to enlighten their and other people's minds and to rest the minds of those who don't like mic spammers. Please dispose of any weapons as this guide may shock you to the point where you have a strong urge to perhaps hurt yourself.

This guide is written by someone who has deep knowledge of coding and game design and is perfectly qualified to deliver you this tutorial. Spread the guide around, especially for people who get a bit mad!

What the mute button looks like

Here is what the mute button looks like for those with a very bad memory:



And a beta playerlist that contains the mute button as displayed above:

The lengthy process of muting somebody

As we can see here, we have brought up the player list that took very long to find. It turns out that the key to bring it up is N, who could've known!



Here is a graphical representation for those who have very limited knowledge of the keyboard.


Anyway, in order to pick out a person from the player list, you must ask yourself a few questions. Is the person extremely annoying? Is the person offending me in any way possible? If any of them meet your criteria, your ready to mute them! Now drag your mouse cursor towards the speaker icon next to the person's name. Quadruple check just in case that your muting the right person. Finally, whenever you're ready to sanction the very people that offend you, press the left mouse button on your mouse.



Indicated by the picture above, it shows you where the left mouse button is, for all the people that do not know.

Congratulations!

CONGRATULATIONS! You solved it! You muted a person you severely hate! If you wish to discover more about the mute button or find more ways to mute, please let me know!

How to unmute somebody

To unmute somebody, you press ALT + F4 together.




































It works.

[bollock]

ALT + F4.. It just works

[Sassy Jorge]

i put the soviet union anthem on full volume and now i am legally deaf. thank you. now i will never hear the annoying screeches nor voices on scp sl voicechat anymore. or just anything in general.

[Parmenides]

@Ross Hey Bob Ross, the solution is fairly simple. You see, the way we elite mute experts handle these sort of situations is by simply throwing your headphones out of the window. We find that this is a strategic way to avoid having to go through the lengthy process of muting somebody and we wouldn't have to mute anybody AGAIN! This is up to you to decide how you wish to handle this problem but some people also like to drown out annoying noise by the excessive use of maximum volume "My Little Pony" music. This has been scientifically known to help people cope with these annoying noises (these anomalous people are called bronies), however this doesn't work for the majority of the human population. Different types of music such as Anime music may help cope with the Nazis screaming down the microphone.

Or if you are a communist, you could put the "Soviet Union" anthem on full volume. Thanks for reading!

[Elly]

Hey there

Im trying to mute som nazis but, when the next round starts they automatically get unmuted.
Help me I play 12 hours a day, so having to mute the nazis every time the next round starts is very annoying.

Thanks.
Bob

[Parmenides]

no problem

[Sassy Jorge]

Wow, thanks alot

[Parmenides]

if everybody is already muted you must unmute to trigger yourself

[Blade Master]

What if everybody is already muted?

[Natteee]

lol