an in-depth analysis of sniper's melee weapons now without grammar

today i am going to explain to you what the func is going on with the sniper knife in TF2 using as little grammar as possible after having not slept for a long time

introduction to the mental guide

hello my friends today i am going to explain to you in the most commaless form possible my scientific theory on the knife attack strategy for the sniper in team fort 2

now that the intro is complete i am going to begin with the most well known of the snipers long dong arsenal

default dance

the most well known approach for combatting local men is the default bitchboy knife that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ whacks a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ for 65 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ damage

its pretty good and can twoshot light classes and since the main threats of a sniper are light classes its very edible and can get out out of certain death from the young boston boy or the man who makes you die but more covertly than the other ones

how the ♥♥♥♥ do you spell the shanhanhahshanhannah

its very bad dont even smoke it

for anyone who cannot figure out how percentages work you attack like a small child (49) when healthy but you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clap them for 81 when near death but its pointless because of how damage thresholds work cause 81 + 81 = 162 which doesnt kill anything new other than a medic but if you happen to be on low health as a sniper next to the enemy medic somethings not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right mate

49+49 fails to kill anything that isnt a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kunai spy and therefore this weapon fat and should not be used

the only reason you would use this letter opener is because for some reason valve decided to make it the only knife that supports war paints (see below image)

the urine spoon

only use it with the carbine or the jarate otherwise you will look like you just installed the game

noone cares mate

AIDS knife

this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is underrated and is theoretically situationally possibly better than the default bitchboy sword in certain circumstances maybe

basically you hit someone and you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sever their vital organs, causing them to lose their precious blood whilst also making them contract many australia diseases

you may think that this is the best weapon in the game but wait it actually does less initial damage so you may think that this is the worst weapon in the game but wait the bleeding caused by ligma adds up to more damage AND HERE IS THE SPECIAL PART LADS if you dont have a SMG like some small child who is in constant fear of spies or pyros or chip damage this is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great weapon because you smack an unsuspecting scout and he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bleeds but this is when you pull out the rifle and shoot the crazy bastard INSTANTLY MURDERING HIM because the ligma knife does 81 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ damage and that plus 50 from noscope = big death for small boston man

go home now

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IMPORTANT INFORMATION

there may be a sequel
THERE NOW IS A SEQUAL
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1634249724

[Wolfysteyr]

yes

[AugmentedRazor]

very good guide i rate it a 10/10

[snayper]

jarate + bushwanker = aussie backstab/facestab

[ochei]

I have listened to the public's demands and released a sequel,
"an in-depth analysis of the heavy's secondary weapons, now without the backspace key".
Like most movie trends, it's similar the first one but a bit more crap

[「Graves, a Canalha」]

fucc, we need a sequel

[Capt. Cheese]

its fucking 2019 where is my sequel

[k2glaceleo Hue]

Best guide I have ever seen.

[Doge Lorde]

there better be a sequel

[Derpigun]

10/10 best guide

[Six]

oof