The Tale Of MODS The Ultimate Farmer

When it comes to late night FFA kill farming I believe MODS to be the best there is and I'll tell you why...

Introduction

After returning to Chiv from a healthy break, to finally grind to my Gold Helm, a certain player caught my eye, this player was a machine, an adept at churning through kills, a French stallion with an unquenchable thirst for blood. It was MODS! with Zweihander held firm in his hands, MODS was indiscriminate in his gory murder, his quest for XP!....But what suprised me the most was MODS' unthinkable maverick playstyle

The Maverick Playstyle

MODS has a playstyle that everytime I see it in action I'm given flashbacks to the days when Joyart/S0ldier and Eternal_Prosti were in their prime, farming for the elusive lvl 70 title. MODS' playstyle is so streamlined he has sacrificed his soul, his mind and even his ability to parry for RAW OFFENSIVE POWER. MODS is the ultimate glass cannon, his pure fearless strategy leaves him completely unfeintable as an opening in an opponents defence gives MODS more chance to gouge flesh from bone.

Some say MODS swore an oath to a long forgotten god in a long lost temple to never parry, some say MODS never had a need to purchase a mouse with a RMB and others say MODS is so efficient that on one hand he removed all but one finger.
With his graceful footwork and undeniable LMB genius MODS fears no blade and fears no enemy for he will only rest when there is no more farming to be done.

Fin.

mods best player eu

[Sahran]

"MODS" ? NO his name is MOD show some dame respect

[Lemming of the BDA]

Zhank you for this contribution to ze community, mein ass-eating freund!

[Hattorii]

hahaha good mod

[piglet]

Mods is my new dad

[𐂃C0ke]

MODS dead player EU?

[vagabond D. eternal]

I remember MODS when he was rank 20, complaining about the spining and shit, i see how this works now. You either die a noob, or live long enough to become an exploiter.

[Marvi]

I still hold on to the theory that MODS is a self learning AI program by Torn Banner, only just learning how to parry and having around 10 french sentences to shout in chat. Your tale is good as well tho

[Lagarto]

I aprove this Tale.

[maxifox]

dank meme.