How to deal with Bazelgeuse

Do you find yourself often murdered by a living bomber plane? Are you trying to complete your hunt only to be dive bombed by a B-52 bomber? Do you live your entire life in constant fear of bazelgeuse? Fear not, i have come here to present to you 3 easy steps that will take care of that scaly bastard.

Step 1: Running away

What do you value more, your life or your honor? Avoiding the big fella might be the first step to your success. Whenever he decides to crash your party, just sheathe your weapon and leg it from the premises. As soon as bazelgoose leaves, you can return to murdering the animal you were sent for. Until he comes back.

Step 2: Throwing poop at your problems

If you ever wanted to throw a turd at someone, now is the moment. The most effective weapon against the flying nightmare is a big ball of doo doo. You might ask where you can aquire the turds. You can find them near barroth trails or being rolled around by dung beetles. Alternatively you can also meld them but its not really worth the cost.

Step 3: accepting the Bazelgeuse

Maybe you've been looking at this from a wrong angle. Ever noticed how bazelgeuse only comes when you are fighting something? Maybe he is actually coming to HELP you. You might ask: "Then why is he attacking me?" to which i tell you, HE HAS VERY BAD EYESIGHT. Why else would he randomly dive bomb into the ground. Poor guy can barely see around himself. So instead of repelling him, let him do the work for you and watch him and the monster you were fighting duke it out on the battlefield.

[Puhtutz]

Is melding the dung worth it if the kittens are hardstuck level 2? I cant get them to cook the lvl 99 poisoned steak and the minions keep dissapearing.

[chilihotdogwith999221beans]

the enemy bomber was the ally bomber

[一文字Gamer100]

you can cultivate dungturds as well.

[Nezha]

Such tactics.

[Bait]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZloklhoxxY
This sums it up rather accurately

[Meowser has not]

shoot it untill it dies, then shoot it some more

[matu]

Very helpful

[Takehitsu]

I just back off after he divebombs my target throw on a ghillie and crouch. in about 2 minutes i get to run up and pickup like 5 parts from my queary and him. Easy $$$$

[Barara]

4. kill everything infront of you

[Psychobagger]

Don't give so much credence to him. He's a really stupid and slow monster. One flashbomb while he's in the air and he'll stumble around like a buffoon. His head is the size of Texas so for a hammer user he's a dream come true. Honestly, I love when he shows up because it's free damage on the monster I'm hunting. But if he's a problem, sling some poopoo.