How to deal with these new op vehicles

I'm Gabu an I'm back from the long journey to Siberia. I will teach you how to deal with these new vehicles (include the older one).
Don't worry about thumbnail, I will fix it.

Some thing I want to point out

1. My HDD is kinda broken
2. F*ck off Tanaka
3. This is the method that works well for me
4. Kancolle event will end next week REEEEE. (and i still didn't get Gotland)
5. I know that this is rushed but im gonna publish this anyway
6. I don't know if I miss any of it. I'm drunk

Some recommended vehicles

1. Stromburg : Why not
2. LF-22 Starling : Bombs, checked. Missiles, checked. Manueverability, checked. STOL, checked.
3. Fully-Loaded Ruiner 2000 : Almost invincible, cannot get locked on, Almost best-tracking missile.
4. Avenger : Best AA
5. Cheburek : Komrade Ivan told me dat this kar is made out of pure Stalinium xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa.
6. Khanjali : Have the Railgun that ignores Stromburg's armor.
7. Flak AA trailer : A portable twin nuke launcher that can knock out almost everything with 2 shots
8. B-11 : *BRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT jk this thing sucks
8. HE rounds : not a vehicle but recommended

Dealing with Oppressor (Both variants)

1. Get a Stromburg or the Fully-Loaded Ruiner 2000
2. Charge at the enemy
3. Shoot 1 missiles
4. ???
5. Profit

Dealing with jets

Method 1 :
1. Get a Pyro or a Starling
2. Go for a dogfight

Method 2 :
1. HE rounds

Dealing with Tanks

1. Flak cannon
2. Off the radar + Insurgent + Allahu spirit
3. "It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!"
4. Jets
5. Another tank

Dealing with MOC, Avenger, or Terrorbyte

1. Orbital cannon
2. A f- ton of missiles
3. "It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!"
4. Flak nuke launcher

Dealing with Orbital cannon

G O P A S S I V E

Dealing with Deluxo

1. HE rounds
2. Stromburg
3. Fully-Loaded Ruiner 2000
4. Opressor
5. Jetpack (Pop chaff then quickly do a 180 turn)

Dealing with Stromburg

1. Khanjali's Railgun
2. Flak AA

Dealing with any Rocket boosted land vehicles

1 missiles should do it
or 2 HE rounds

Dealing with "Tryhards"

Yea I know this is not a vehicle but I will do it anyway
1. "It's over Anakin! I have the high ground" ok I will stop
1.Try to kill them with a headshoy
2. You realized that they have BP helmet
3. You use explosives
4. They EWO
5. Cry
6. Cry more
7. Go passive
8. Find new session

[VOID]

when dealing with anything..... Lots of money to buy lots of weapons and gizmo's

[✺]

It's over Anakin! I have the high ground

[Energy]

Unless the MKII user is complete trash, the Stromberg does not counter the MKII. The fully loaded ruiner is basically using an exploit, which I know how to beat but not many others do. If you use the fully loaded ruiner you can only do that mission, so if your goal was to play the game, you still lose. The best counter to a MKII is being better than the other guy on the MKII.

[John Helldiver]

High ground op

[Bumpercars]

Use guided missiles

[Hallas von Wolffe]

I can't tell if this is some kind of satire or not. If this was a serious guide it's the dumbest one I've ever seen. You've failed at being entertaining or informative.

[Mattie]

1.Try to kill them with a headshoy

HEADSHOY

[iMoveFasterAlone]

RC Bandito is great for killing tryhards.

[exmilitarykid]

What about savage heli? it destroys everything except oppressor in seconds

[adR-]

why crying about a dead tryhard? just charge these mamafrikers with a nightshark or armored karin kuruma lol