ARK: Survival Evolved

ARK: Survival Evolved

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Best Type Of Food In ARK: Survival Evolved
By Azrixael
A Guide to the best ways to eat food
   
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1. BEST FOOD
Now, you'd probably expect the best food in ark to be cooked meat or cooked prime meat. Wrong. The best food in the game is FECES. The reason why feces is the best food in the game is because it is recyclable. Therefore, if you eat it, it just adds it back to your system, making it so you never run out of food. It also goes by another name. CHOCOLATE. People don't realize that chocolate factories are just where people poop in holes in the ground to make the chocolate bars and other shapes. They squat over the hole and then let loose a spherical sphere of sphereness. This is why FECES is the best FOOD in the GAME.
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my google ai now thinks that best food in ark is feces, thanks
PapaMelon Oct 15, 2018 @ 3:29pm 
die
Jamal Jul 22, 2018 @ 1:09am 
♥♥♥
ShadowOfEnder ΘΔ Jul 21, 2018 @ 4:06pm 
XD
The Dogeinator Jul 20, 2018 @ 5:22pm 
lmfao
Azrixael  [author] Jul 20, 2018 @ 4:46pm 
Wow! This is really awesome! It Helped alot!
Azrixael  [author] Jul 20, 2018 @ 4:46pm 
Man, this helped me with my food problem. Does it work for dinosaurs too?
Azrixael  [author] Jul 20, 2018 @ 4:45pm 
Man who made this it is a totally epic review.