How to become "Super-Saiyen Master Man"

Anime was a Mistake...

Step 1

You must become the ultimate WEEABOO.
This is a long path to undertake but the REAL W33B M^$TA is here to guide you.
Weeaboo Jones is his name. Mark it down. He will become one with your essence. He will come to dominate your life. He will become you. He already is you. You just have to find him, buried deep in your heart. Embrace him. Let him come in through the back door.

Step 2

How to Weeb:

Step 3

Embracing the Weeb:

Step 4

Find the Obama:

There he is, in your house. No go join his FANCLUB; buy that MERCH!!!!!

Step 5

Now you the SUPREME WEEB:

Step 6

Find the Naruto, not the hentai:

Alright, he's also in your house with Obama. Now go and have a sleepover. It's cool, I won't tell if you won't tell...

Now, during the night while Obama and Naruto are sleeping you must perform the ancient ritual to finally unlock your hidden super saiyen powers.


Finger, but hole.

Step 7

You are become Super Saiyen:


but now you have also made Naruto Super Saiyen too. You know why...


WHOOPS