The Book of Tpose

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Inital Prayer

Our Kek who art in memetics
Hallowed by thy memes
Thy Trumpdom come
Thy will be done
In real life as it is on /pol/
Give us this day our daily dubs
And forgive us of our baiting
As we forgive those who bait against us
And lead us not into cuckoldry
But deliver us from shills
For thine is the memetic kingdom, and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and the winning, for ever and ever.
Praise KEK

The ♥♥♥♥♥♥'s Story

The ♥♥♥♥♥♥

The man was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. He was a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥. He lived in the slums of Bronx, a black man he was. Unholy he was. He didn't come to the church and he didn't kiss the preacher. All that this did was smoke Marijuana and inject heroine into his body. His arms were bruised and all traces of veins hath disappeared from them after many years of such practices. His eyelids were dark, but not as dark as his skin. You see - his skin was so amazingly black that he was declared king of the hood right away! He was so dark, and thus, earned the name of the Black Death! His darkness gave him an innate advantage during the time of night. During that time, he was invisible, even to the trained eye. And one day, he died. He died because he was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and because he didn't worship Baby Jesus!

Tposing for Baby Jesus

Tposing is a crucial and thus one of the most important aspects of worshiping Baby Jesus. The Tpose mustn't be done with any errors and be 100 per-cents correct. There is a strict form to Tposing. Legs and body straight as an arrow, perfect posture. The legs shall be together. The arms shall be perpendicular to the body at an 89.795638 degree angle and the chin shath be faceing slightly upward at a 8 degree. The eyes shath be spaced out and you shath be only thiunking and worshipping Baby Jesus. This pose is used for many things, praying, gang banging, eating, playing, and so much more!

Tposing Style

Im gay
Unlike common beliefs, there are variopus tposing styles.

1. The prefect tpose.

2. Incomplete Jesus Tpose



3.Standardised CGI Tpose

4.Improved Deepfried CGI Tpose

Thou has come to hath attention...

Thou is a deliberal fetus!
We shall cleanse the unclense,
We shall cleanse thy fetus,
We shall Tpose on thy sins.
Thy fetus shall not worry,
We shall touch thy like thy hath never been touched before.

The Tpose Society

The TS is group of elite intellectual individuals that has been rescently opened to the public. You may find our lair on https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TposeForJesus
our mostly dead Discord server is located at https://discord.gg/bXhrmzV

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (Optional)

Cursed images

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is a sacred, ancient art. The ultimate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, is a timeless, sinless piece. when a true ultimate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is made, Baby Jesus comes down and blesses you. One examples of a timeless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is a cused image. These are true ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, first presented to us by Baby Jesus himself. If we are ever to abandon the way of the cursed image, he will smite us using his sulfur vision.

Ironic Memes

Ironic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is another holy art. It is the art of taking something terrible, and making even worse. Be warned however, that after doing so, your depression level will rise. This may lead to massive ironic meme outburst. During such an event, you will likey get autism and hopefully die.

Regular ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

The most common type of shiposting. This ranges from your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes. To your fair quality webms.



plese help everyone currently woking on this has serious problems

These ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hearts I swear to god

My ♥♥♥♥♥ are you kidding rn why the ♥♥♥♥ Is Valve being such a little ♥♥♥♥♥ keeps censoring my ♥♥♥♥.
Like ♥♥♥♥♥ wtf why is there no option to just turn profamity on or some ♥♥♥♥. I hope Baby Jesus comes down and smites these ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥. like honestly what the actual ♥♥♥♥ Im so mad right now mainly because of my incredible autism but also because my memeology is being supressed.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The End

It seems that this is the end of this guide. I have shpread my autism to you and your family, and therefore shortened your lifespan by 20 years. The only thing I have left to tell you is.......

BAZINGA


THERE IS NO END HELP ME IM TRAPPED IN A BASEMENT THEY HAVE MY FAMILY
Ahem.
I would like to thank all other admins on this Roblox server for their support in this disgraceful gracious ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Thats it really.
Um.
Yeah....





Honestly tho idk why you are stll here. Go tpose on your parents and get your ass beat or something idfk.

[zin]

gg

[Monte Cristo]

Yes, mission aaccomplished. Join the Tpose society.