Guide to being the Best Ken Doll.

This guide is to help you master being the best ken doll in the world.

Welcome to the Guide

I have invested into many hours of Ken Doll collecting and have mastered the art of the dress up, I shall bequeff my knowledge into my guide.

Starting Out

You aways start with an official Ken Outfit, not only that but many props can be selected, your Ken Doll is Model 47, a very rare Bald Ken Doll.

You will always begin with the tutorial telling you the basics of dress up and how this affects the parties you are invited to, you also have Official Ken Change on you, more can be found around the party.

Additionally you can hide equipment in your Ken briefcase randomly around select areas in the map!

Basics

If you want more access to a Party area, you must find the Designed outfit for the area, you can just borrow one off of the many other guests or employees after they fall asleep.

Being the most fabulous at the Party is difficult thus you must outshine the Host, if this cannot be done you must kill them, any means at your disposal, Barbie's crack giving them a massive overdose, crushing them with tubs of silicon or just out right shooting them!

Remember your Pride as a Ken is on the line and no sacrifice is to great!

Advanced

Sometimes, you need to get creative, like driectly overdosing a Ken with Botox in one of their meals, stuffing them in a woodchipper, or even, Heaven forbid, beating them down and getting your cashmir sweater filthy!

Barbie's sniper/stripper pole is usually a good choice to eleminate a rival Ken a mile away, but my favorite is seduction/sabotage, I do enjoy getting grimmy~!

Planning

We Ken's aren't intelligent but we should always have a lan! No matter how much our head hurts we should always be *vomits* smart...

One such plan could be eliminating Chef Boyardee Ken and stealing his outfit, killing other Kens is counter productive but being the alpha of the Party is always a trump over innocent Ken lives! after this you could poison a Ken with Ebola or Barbie's herpes, just be sure to make fine Cuisine!

End

Following this guide I hope you ll became the Alpha of the Party!

So this is goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend, I must kill yet again.

[Laugo]

There are dozens of websites using these images, do you even own a series of ken dolls?

[Sotem]

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