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I have a guide for you though.
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Extend your thumb and index finger into a pinch pos, grab a pair of tweasers and a mounted magnifying glass.
Grab the creature between your legs that looks like a microscopic hairy worm, place said creature between your pinchers, this part may be extremley difficult to master <<=====.
Now you must play either of these two songs to seduce the worm into giving you the needed results to have a challegeing constest of baiting the hairy worm into a master contest, you can sucessfully beat it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ew06J05pkk
Since you are offically smaller then the average klit, if you beat yourself you beat a woman to. At this point you're offically a Pokemon Master.
I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison, and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming I have no soul.
sc: Its_Dev
feel free to add me, pc