Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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Loadout Ideas
By Crackhead Cringle and 3 collaborators
Just a bunch of Loadout Ideas me and some others came up with in our spare time
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Scout Loadouts
Summer Boyee
"Be the fastest mann on the sand with this hot set"


Items: Lucky No. 42, Summer Shades, Aloha Apparel


Germaphobe
"Just because the battlegrounds are filthy does not mean I have to be"

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Items: Bacteria Blocker(Without Headphones), Crock Combatant (Australium Yellow), Flunkyware


Bad Elf
"Merry Simissmas kiddo, I'm going to bash your frickin' teeth in"


Items: Big Elfin' Deal (South Pole), Courtier's Collar (After Eight), Harlequin's Hooves (After Eight)


Air Control
"Soaring the (not so friendly) Skies"


Items: Bombing Run (Balaclavas Are Forever) Flapjack (Balaclavas Are Forever) Planeswalker Goggles


MC Scouty
"You Already know who it is! MC Scouty in the hiz-ouse!"


Items: Baseball Bill's Sports Shine, Triad Trinket (Style does not matter), Champ Stamp


Greaser


Items: Greased Lightning, Jungle Jersey, Brooklyn Booties (Painted A Distinctive Lack Of Hue)


The Mail Mann
"I gotta package ere for a uhh...Seymore Asses?"


Items: Messenger's Mail Bag, Well-Rounded Rifleman (Painted Team Spirit), Fast Learner


Kiddie Slope Conqueror
"Only barely made it"


Items: Thermal Tracker, Snowwing, Antarctic Eyewear


Explorer
"Sadly does not come with talking map or backpack"


Items: Bootenkhamuns, Aloha Apparel, Pithy Professional


Scout from The Legion (By Slamm)
"Kill every Titan you see...or Heavys.You know what just kill people that seem to be taller then usual"


Items: Antarctic Eyewear (Painted Radigan Conagher Brown), Airborne Attire, Orion's Belt


High Master Scout
"Flow like water, be as swift as the wind, cry like a baby"


Items: Legendary Lid, Southie Shinobi, Sole Saviors


Joscoute Joestar

"Australium is Unbreakable"


Items: Punk's Pomp, Blizzard Britches (Painted Zepheniah's Greed), Flapjack (Painted Australium Gold)


Professor Scoutington

"He may not have gone to collage, but he'll still school you reguardless"


Items: Ticket Boy (Painted Radigan Conagher Brown) Reader's Choice, Pomade Prince


Cool Kid
"Give me your lunch money, nerd"


Items: Cool Cat Cardigan, Punk's Pomp, Graybanns (Style 1)


Breakdancer from Boston
"I could do this for money. I don't, but I could"


Items: Brotherhood of Arms, Wipe Out Wraps, Blizzard Britches


Skeletal


Items: Spooktacles, Spooky Sleeves, Spooky Shoes


ScouterMan: Homerunning (By Plushy)
"ScouterMan, ScouterMan, Does whatever a scout main can"


Items: Frickin' Sweet Ninja Hood, Pyrovision Goggles, Weight Room Warmer (Painted Team Spirit)


Magic Boyee
"Scootdo, Scootday, your ma has the ultra gay!"


Items: B'aaarrgh-n-Britches, Champ Stamp, Void Monk Hair


Strike Commander Jeremy
"I've got you in my sights"


Items: Cadet Visor, Punk's Pomp (Painted Australium Gold), Dead of Night Dead of Night (Light, Painted Team Spirit)


Scoutline Miami
"Gotta get a grip"


Items: Horrific Head of Hare (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge), Jungle Jersey (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge), Blizzard Britches (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)


Pink Scout
"Ey b0ss, can I hab de b0nk pls?"


Items: Bacteria Blocker (Without Headphones, Painted Pink as Hell), Thermal Tracker (Painted Pink as Hell), Breakneck Baggies (Painted Pink as Hell)


The Magician
"Hocus Pocus, you have no Focus"


Items: Frenchman's Formals (Dashing, Painted Cream Spirit), Mustachioed Mann (Style 2), A Well Wrapped Hat (Style does not matter)


Jeremy Belmont
"It is said that every 100 years the wizard Merasmus comes back from the dead and a member of the Mann Co. Company must step forward to oppose him. Unfortunatly he killed most of them so this is what we have to work with"


Items: Flapjack (Painted Muskelmannbraun), Front Runner (Indifferent, painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge), Teufort Tooth Kicker (Painted Radigan Conagher Brown)


Green Plumb Dumb
"Always second best"


Items: Dictator, Ye Olde Baker Boy (Painted Indubitably Green), Thermal Tracker (Painted Indubitably Green)


Space Jeremy
"Pew, Pew"


Items: Punk's Pomp, Track Terrorizer, Forest Footwear (Painted Radigan Conagher Brown)


Skinny Weapons Guy
"Yo, I'm the freakin' Skinny Weapons Guy and uh, this is my gun, pretty sweet I know"


Items: Flak Jack, Troublemaker's Tossle Cap (New School, Painted Dark Salmon Injustice), Digit Divulger (Leather Open)


Grandpa
"Back in my day, we would have had this point capped already!"


Items: Fed Fightin' Fedora, Reader's Choice, Juvenile's Jumper (Plain)


Level 100 Boss
"This how TF2 Work"


Items: Cool Cat Cardigan (Painted Team Spirit), Mustachioed Mann (Style 1, Painted Radigan Conagher Brown, Millennial Mercenary (Playing 2Fort)

High Octane
"Gotta Chug Fast"



Items: Bottle Cap (Crit-a-Cola Style, Painted The Bitter Taste of Lime and Defeat), Caffeine Cooler (Sharing is for Wusses Style, painted The Bitter Taste of Lime and Defeat), Fuel Injector (Running on Fumes or Side-Valve Styles)


Bumble Brat
"IT'S HIP TO BEE SQUARE"


Items: Flight of the Monarch, Bumble Beenie (Painted Die Job), Wild Whip (Painted A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Soldier Loadouts
The Real Soldier
"Alright Ladies, Hoist up your skirts and put on your big girl panties cause we're going in!"


Items: Shellmet, Flakcatcher, Coldfront Curbstompers


Dark Wizard
"Crits for all...At a price"


Items: Crit Cloak, Supernatural Stalker, Horn Blower


Judge Soldier
All rise for the 'Honerable' Judge Soldier


Items: Dead Of Night (Dark - Hide Grenades), Powdered Practitioner (Classical, Painted an Extra Abundance of Tinge), Marshall's Mutton Chops


Janetero Doestar
"Flare Platnium! Za Mapo!"


Items: Rebel Rouser (A Distinct Lack Of Hue), Dead Of Night (Dark - Hide Grenades, Painted A Deep Commitment To Purple), Man In Slacks


Dynasty Soldier
"Crouching Jump, Screaming Eagle"


Items: Legendary Lid, Gift Bringer (Distinct Lack of Hue), Man In Slacks


Slope Slayer
"The Hill Hog"


Items: Soldier's Slope Scopers (Pro, Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge), Bruiser's Bandanna (Clean, painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge), Antarctic Parka (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)


Jolly
"Merry Smismiss, I got you bullets this year!"


Items: Ornament Armament, Kringle Collection, War on Smissmas Battle Hood (No Helmet)


Veteran
"You call this a war? I've been in games of chess more intense than this!"


Items: Lumbricus Lid, Lord Clockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe (Style does not matter), Diplomat


Elderly Ace
"I used to be one hell of a pilot, but every pilot needs to be grounded eventually"


Items: Ground Control, Mistaken Movember (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance Of Tinge), Veterans Attire


Soldier from Down Under


Items: Hellmet, Bonedolier, Brimstone (No Hat)


Gentlemann
"First he shoots a Crocket, then he steals your Pocket"


Items: Classified Coif, Man in Slacks, Ebenezer (painted After Eight)


Wasteland Mann



Items: Hero's Hachimaki, Merc's Mohawk, Flakcatcher


InJane Doevid

"Which one of you brainless maggots is ready for an ass whoppin'!?"


Items: Stainless Pot, Captain's Cocktails, Mistaken Movember (Painted Mann Co. Orange)


Commander

"He commands things"


Items: Honcho's Headgear, Veterans Attire, Man in Slacks


Baron Soldier
"Strike The Earth"


Items: Hornblower, Coldfront Curbstompers (Painted Team Spirit), Warsworn Helmet (Painted Team Spirit)


Salty Dog
"You'll have a whale of a good time with him"


Items: Condor Cap, Mistaken Movember (Painted Aged Moustache Grey), Veterans Attire


Liberity Prime
"Crush, Kill, Destroy, Freedom!"


Items: Founding Father, Colonial Clogs, Battle Bird (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)


Bold and Brass
"More like: I'll kicks your ass "


Items: Diplomat, Dumb Bell (Painted Cream Spirit), Ornament Armament (Painted Cream Spirit)


Zombie
"Brains, Haircuts, Hippies, BRAAAINS!"


Items: Lieutenant Bites the Dust, Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul, Crack Pot


Vampire Slayer
"This is my world, you are not wanted IN MY WORLD!"


Items: Vampire Vanquisher, Exorcizor, Hornblower


Sky High
"HE IS APOLLO 11!!!"


Items: Battle Bob (Without Helmet, Painted A Deep Commitment to Purple), Dead of Night Dead of Night (Light - Hide Grenades, painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge), Breakneck Baggies


Souped Up Spotter
"If he sees you he'll make sure to let everyone know"


Items: Public Speaker, Cross-Comm Crash Helmet, Coldfront Curbstompers
Pyro Loadouts
Mister(?) 101 (UPDATED)
"I'm Too much!"


Items: Torcher's Tabard, Nose Candy (Happy), Burning Beanie


Santa's Little Helper (UPDATED)
"Spreading Christmas Cheer, One Housefire at a Time"


Items: Pyro The Flamedeer, Flammable Favor, Sweet Smissmas Sweater


Deep Sea Scavanger
"I wonder if it's ever seen the titenic"


Items: Death Support Pack, Neptune's Nightmare, Space Diver


Pyrobotic
"Bleep"


Items: Nabler, Pyrobotics Pack, Charred Chainmail


Lunitic
"..."


Items: Lunatic's Leathers, Merc's Mohawk, Face of Mercy


The 'Stay At Home' Pyro
"It cooks, cleans, and removes sappers from unwanted nest invaders"


Items: Pampered Pyro, North Polar Fleece (Painted Team Spirit), Hot Huaraches (Painted Radigan Conagher Brown)


Mad God
"At least, we think it's mad. We can't really tell to be honest"


Items: Pop-eyes, Aztec Warrior, Deity's Dress


Dead Set
"On solving any mystery, and without a talking dog"


Items: Last Breath, Hot Case (Painted A Distinctive Lack of Hue), Burning Question (Painted A Distinctive Lack of Hue)


Spooki
"Veri Skeeri"




Items: Apparition's Aspect (Painted any color, but I prefer Cream Spirit), Arkham Cowl, and Pretty much any Pyro Jacket you can think of, go nuts with this one


Flaming Future Fighter
"Super Fighting Robot...Mega Mann!"


Items: Triclops (Roasting), Crusader's Getup, Rugged Respirator


Number 13
"die, Die, DIE"


Items: Last Breath, Wraith Wrap, Exorcizor


Chuckles The Creep
"Hey kids, want some c a n d y ?"


Items: Nose Candy (Horrific), Ghastlierest Gibus (Ghastlierest), Lunatic's Leathers


Mr. Normal Man Guy
"Nothing to see here folks, just another normal human just like you doing human things"


Items: Marxman (Yes, Cigar), Federal Casemaker, Soot Suit (Painted After Eight)


Nature God

"It grows on ya"


Items: Jungle Wreath, Mr. Juice (Painted Indubitably Green), Deity's Dress (Painted Indubitably Green)


Wait, What?
"Who's this? Who let him into this guide!?"


Items: Foster's Facade, Summer Shades, Stately Steel Toe


E V I L
"H̭̅̾̔̿ͩ͢e̦̫̝͚̗͗̉̓͞l̡̰͆ͫ͐̃ͣp̷̵̛̻̠̜̈́"


Items: Person in the Iron Mask, Pop-eyes, Space Diver


Smissmas Kid
"Merry Smismass to all, and to all a good fight"


Items: Napper's Respite, Sweet Smissmas Sweater, Robin Walkers (Painted Cream Spirit)


Spiritful Skippy
"He cleans vomit off the deck"


Items: Apparition's Aspect, Little Buddy, Trickster's Turnout Gear (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)


Gangsta


Items: Exorcizor, Brotherhood of Arms, Breakneck Baggies


New Year Dragon
"He has a bright future"


Items: Pyrotechnic Tote, Sengoku Scorcher, Aztec Warrior


Sushi Chef
"Slice n' Dice"


Items: Sengoku Scorcher (Painted After Eight), Employee of the Mmmph (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge), Hot Huaraches (Painted Muskelmannbraun)


Knight-ro
"DEUS VAULT!"


Items: Steel Sixpack, Black Knight's Bascinet, Charred Chainmail


Grandma Snuffet
"Sit down kiddies as I spin you a web"




Items: Madame Dixie (Painted A Deep Commitment to Purple), Exorcizor (Painted A Deep Commitment to Purple), Arachno-Arsonist (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge, Radigan Conagher Brown, or No paint)


Gangster
"Nuttin' personal kid, it's just business"


Items: Burning Question (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge), Soot Suit (Painted After Eight), Breakneck Baggies (A Distinctive Lack of Hue)


Pyrave
"Pumping those Funky Fresh Beats"


Items: Dead Beats (Style does not matter), Cute Suit (Style does not matter), Pyro In Chinatown (compact)


Under da S e a
"Glub Glub Bub"


Items: Bubble Pipe, Vicious Visage, Space Diver


Squash
"Consider this payback"


Items: Wanderer's Wear, Pyr'o Lantern, Horrific Headsplitter
Demo Loadouts
Loched and Loaded
"It may LOOK like he knows what he's doing, but he probably doesn't"


Items: Shin Shredders, Blast Blocker, Blast Defense


Demobro
"He's pretty chill"


Items: Breakneck Baggies, Weighroom Warmer, Stylish Degroot


Ye Olde Bomber
"Ay, who needs some fancy grenade launcher when you can just lob a few ol' bombs, eh?"


Items: A Whiff Of The Old Brimstone, Spirit of Bombing Past, Toowoomba Tunic (Peasent)


Valhalla's Mightiest Warrior
"With the horns of a ram and the stance of a drunktard, he's the single most lethal thing with a single eye"


Items: Gaelic Garb, Cool Breeze, Warsworn Helmet


The Explosion Man
"He likes to make the Big Splosion"


Items: Bomber Knight, Double Dog Dare Demo Pants, Double Dynamite


Cowboy
"It's High Boom"


Items: Hat With No Name, Demo's Dustcatcher, Teufort Tooth Kicker, Teufort Tooth Kicker (Painted Radigan Conagher Brown)


Dem-Snow Mann
"Anyone got any mittens?"


Items: Snow Sleeves, Double Dog Dare Demo Pants, Woolen Warmer


Suited Up
"He can take a beating, trust us"


Items: Hurt Locher, Juggernaut Jacket, Frag Proof Fragger (Painted After Eight)


Ship Captian
"No, not of a pirate ship, and the name of his boat is does not have the word 'see' in it"


Items: Patriot Peak (Style does not matter, Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge), Dictator (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge), Mann of the Seven Sees (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)


Officer Demo
"Lethal Force Authorized"


Items: Blind Justice, Law, Dead of Night (Dark - Hide Grenades)


Early Bird
"You know what they say: The Early Bird get's the Crit"


Items: Robin Walkers, Weight Room Warmer, Reggaelator (Original, Painted Team Spirit)


The One True King


Items: King of Scotland Cape, Tartantaloons, Bruce's Bonnet


Leprechaun
"Hand off me Lucky Bombs!"


Items: Whiskey Bib, Carouser's Capotain (Painted Indubitably Green), All-Father (Thunderstruck, Painted Radigan Conagher Brown)


Demopan


Items: Dangeresque, Too?, Treasure Hat (Treasure Hat), All-Father (Classic), Frying Pan


HHH Jr.
"Ah, they grow up so fast.."


Items: Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head, Horsemann's Hand-Me-Down, Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul


Buzzed Lightyear (By Alleged)


Items: MK 50, Juggernaut Jacket (painted Indubitably Green), Hurt Locher (Painted Indubitably Green)


Freelance Demo
"Light em' up"


Items: Breakneck Baggies, Juggernaut Jacket, Hunter in Darkness


War Monger
"He eats fear and ♥♥♥♥♥ nightmares"


Items: Tartantaloons, Dark Age Defender, Hood of Sorrows


Calimari Captian
"Watch it squidhead!"


Items: Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect (H.O.U.W.A.R.), Cap'n Calamari, Mann of the Seven Sees


Demolition Man
"If you were huntin' trouble lad, you found it!"


Items: Tough Stuff Muffs (Montreal Style (No Earmuffs), Painted After Eight), Bearded Bombardier (Style does not matter), Blast Blocker


Dignified Demo
"A consumer of fine wines and explosives"


Items: Whiskey Bib, Gaelic Glutton, Scotsman's Stove Pipe (Tasteful and Refined, Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)
Heavy Loadouts
Ye Olde Mayor
"Howdy Howdy, Let's get Rowdy"


Items: Sinner's Shade, Yuri's Revenge, Commissar's Coat


The (Russian) Winter Soldier
"Soviet Killing Machine"


Items: All Father (Thunderstuck), Polar Bear, Sleeveless in Siberia


Jet Set Heavy
"Place your bets now Ladies and Gentlemen"


Items: Audio File, Deus Specs, Triad Trinket (Bear)


PUBG Heavy
"Winner, Winner, Sandvich Dinner, Lunch, Breakfast, pretty much every meal really."


Items: Eliminators Safeguard (Visor Down), Siberian Sophisticate, Mann Of The House


Evil Heavy
"He vill svash you leik Boog"


Items: Eye-catcher, Purity Fist, Die Regime-Panzerung


Sans Undertale
"It's Time....FOR THE ANTI-FUN!"


Items: Pugilist's Protector (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge), Spooktacles, Weight Room Warmer (Painted The Value of Teamwork)


Hipster Heavy
"Why can't more people be like ME?"


Items: Tyurtlenek, Graybanns (Style 3), Mo'Horn (Painted Pink As Hell)


Ocean Mann
"He'll take you by the hand then throw you into the sea"


Items: Commissar's Coat, Cuban Bristle Crisis (Painted Extraordinary Abundance Of Tinge), Starboard Crusader (Professional, Painted Extraordinary Abundance Of Tinge)


Duk Knuckim


Items: Heavy Lifter, Nuke, Jungle Booty


Mann of War
"It is unfair to use gun on such a tiny baby man...but I do not care and will use it anyways"


Items: Gone Commando, Siberian Tigerstripe, Fat Man's Field Cap (Painted Zepheniah's Greed)


Loan Shark
"Either you pay in Ruble or in blood, heavy will get something out of you either way"


Items: Tuxxy, Minnesota Slick (Painted After Eight), Mustachioed Mann (Style 1, Painted After Eight)


『Heavy Metal』
"Insert JoJoke Here"


Items: War Head, Bolshevik Biker, Mad Mask


Hol Horse
"The gun is mightier than the sword"


Items: Mann Of The House, Saxton, Heavy's Hockey Hair (Painted Australium Gold)


Heavy Of War



Items: Combat Slacks, Heavy Lifter, Unshaved Bear (Painted Radigan Conagher Brown)


Faton Hale
"You just interrupted my breakfast steak, a crime that you will pay WITH YOUR LIVES!"


Items: Saxton, Dictator, Heavy Lifter


Mhad Doktor's Creation
"It's as terrifying as it is orignal"


Items: Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun, Bolshevik Biker, Robot Chicken Hat (Beakless)


Misha Rose
"From the hit band 'Big Guns and Steel Roses' "


Items: Voodoo Juju, Triad Trinket (Bear), Heavy's Hockey Hair


Skater Bro
"Skate free or die, man"


Items: Summer Shades, Weight Room Warmer, Trash Man


Dracula
"I will suck out tiny baby man's blood! Is nothing personal."


Items: Tsar Platinum, White Russian (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge), Yuri's Revenge (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)


Hell-vy Weapons Boy
"What makes a Mann a Mann? Is it the size of his gun? The way he makes itty bitty team fear him? Yes."


Items: Steel-Toed Stompers, Horned Honcho, Hunter Heavy


B.O.B.
"DO SOMETHING!"


Items: Tipped Lid (Painted After Eight), Airborne Attire, Wild West Whiskers


The Aged Merc (by Winter Schnee ♥先輩)
"I'm getting too old and giant for this"


Items: Siberian Sweater, Yuri's Revenge (Painted Aged Moustache Grey), Heavy's Hockey Hair (Painted Aged Moustache Grey)


Bad Cop
"I'm afraid you're under arrest for smuggling 50 pounds of crack~"


Items: Macho Mann, Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap, Bolshevik Biker
Engineer Loadouts
Tingineer
"Biple Baple"


Items: Tin-1000, Iron Lung, Dead'er Alive


Dadgineer
"He'll erect you an ass whoppin' if you're out past 10pm"


Items: Dad Duds, Big Country (Nelson, Painted Radigan Conagher Brown), Cuban Bristle Crisis (Painted Radigan Conagher Brown)


Traingineer


Items: Teacher's Tunic, Engineer's Cap, Flash Dance Footies


Truckgineer
"He's not fat, he's just big boned! (At least, that's what he payed us to tell you)"


Items: Level 3 Chin, Egghead's Overalls, Trucker's Topper


Engineer
He fixes things


Items: Trash Toter, Tools of the Trade, Winter Backup


Plumb Dumb

"He helps you clean your pipes ;)"


Items: Plumber's Cap, Trencher's Tunic, Mutton Mann


Unquestioned Insanity
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"


Items: Brainiac Goggles, Insulated Inventor (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance Of Tinge), Flash of Inspiration


Aloha

"It's not easy hitting a pile of metal with a wrench and shooting sneaky french men, so how about you take a break. You've earned it."


Items: Lonesome Loafers, Aloha Apparel, Texas Slim's Dome Shine


IndiaNOPE Jones
"Something something, giant boulder chase, something something"


Items: Hat With No Name, Egghead's Overalls, Conaghers' Utility Idol


Invader
"He just wants to cut you open and explore your insides...for research"


Items: Cute Suit (Style does not matter), Phononaut, Virtual Viewfinder (Painted Cream Spirit)


Uncle Max
"BEEEEEEEEN!!"


Items: Professor's Peculiarity (Manic), Aloha Apparel, Dry Gulch Gulp


The New Old Fastioned Way
"Mann's Not Bot"


Items: Head Mounted Double Observatory (Painted A Distinctive Lack of Hue), Timeless Topper (Painted Cream Spirit), Iron Lung


Detective
"Hey look buddy, I'm a privet eye, which means I solve problems"


Items: Dead of Night (Dark), Cuban Bristle Crisis, Federal Casemaker (Painted After Eight)


Amish
"Back in my day..."


Items: Dad Duds, Buckaroos Hat, Grizzled Growth (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)


Toymaker
"Say Hello to my little friends!"


Items: Pocket Pyro, Aim Assistant (Style does not matter), Mini-Engy


Mobster Grunt
"Anythin' for da boss"


Items: Tough Stuff Muffs (Montreal Style (No Earmuffs)), Trencher's Tunic, Flared Frontiersman (Painted Operator's Overalls)


Cartographer
"He's been to every corner of the globe from Dustbowl to Banana Bay"


Items: Pencil Pusher, Builder's Blueprints (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge), Globetrotter (Style does not matter)



N.Gineer
" B a n d i s c o o t s "


Items: Rocket Operator, Googly Gazer (Mad Science, painted Operator's Overalls), Master Mind (Painted Mann Co. Orange)


Medic Loadouts
Contaminated
"Contain...Infect...Contain...Archimedes?"


Items: Das Hazmattenhatten, Coldfront Carapace, Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul


Mystery Solver
"I deduce my dear boy, that ribs, do indeed, grow back"


Items: Private Eye, Nine-Pipe Problem (Afternoon), Medical Mystery


Hoodoo Voodo
"He's got friends on the other side"


Items: Voodoo Juju, Exorcizor, Grim Tweeter


Mhad Doktor
"I am of two minds about this, both are...STUPID!"


Items: Platinum Pickelhaube, Fashionable Megalomaniac, Smock Surgeon


Calling In Sick (UPDATED)
"All I wanted to do was take a day off but nooo, I had to come in because these idiots can't stop getting shot"


Items: Doctor's Sack, Doc's Holiday (Style Does Not Matter, Painted A Mann's Mint), Robin Walkers (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance Of Tinge)


Natural Healing
"Got the Flu? Small Pox? Rash? Just rub some mud over it and call me in the morning"


Items: Planeswalker Helm, Antlers (Style Does Not Matter), Burly Beast


Thunder God
"Master of all things Crits Based"


Items: Weather Master, Burly Beast, All-Father (Thunderstruck)


Himmel Hoch
"always had his head in the clouds"


Items: Dictator, Field Practice, Scourge of the Sky


War Doctor
"He has a degree in dismemberment"


Items: Warsworn Helmet, Das Metalmeatencasen, A Brush with Death


White Wizard

"I! PREVENT YOU! FROM, ADVANCING!"


Items: Ruffled Ruprecht, Angel of Death, Crone's Dome (Painted Waterlogged Lab Coat)


Saxton Heal

"I'LL ENDANGER YOU LIKE I'VE ENDANGERED HUNDREDS OF MY OTHER PATIENTS!"


Items: Saxton, Burly Beast, Ze Übermensch (Painted Radigan Conagher Brown)


Mann of the Hour
"Good Evening"


Items: Das Blutliebhaber, A Brush with Death, Das Fantzipantzen (Painted Operator's Overalls)


Spacial Surgeon
"Get out of my personal space"


Items: Lo-Grav Loafers, Surgeon's Space Suit, MK 50


Natzi
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!"


Items: Gaiter Guards, Scourge of the Sky (Painted After Eight), Physician's Protector (Painted After Eight)


Legally Insane (By 45▲)
"Come out, I will heal you I sware!"


Items: Das Maddendoktor, Ward, Medi-Mask


Inventor
"I wonder what this does.."


Items: Scrap Pack, Quadwrangler, Das Maddendoktor


Captian Meemlious III
"Here we go, off the rails, don't you know it's time to raise the sails? Well now you do so GET IT DONE DUMMKOPF!"


Items: Ruffled Ruprecht, Dough Puncher (Painted After Eight), Salty Dog (Smoky, Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)


Low Down Drac (By IAmZeMedic)
"Blood Sucker Below your nose"


Items: Foppish Physician (Epaulettes, Painted Team Spirit), Das Gutenkutteharen, Tomb Readers


Rebell von Dampf
"Because why fix something when you can just lop it off and replace it with a cool robotic one?"


Items: Full Head of Steam, Foppish Physician (Epaulettes, Painted Radigan Conagher Brown), Blighted Beak (Vibrio Cholerae)


Canibalistic Cook
"Finally, some good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ f o o d"


Items: Smock Surgeon, Madmann's Muzzle, Tuetonic Toque (Painted Operator's Overalls)




Archaic Accommodations
"Medical Master for Medieval Mercenaries"


Items: Point and Shoot, Emerald Jarate, Medical Monarch (Style 1)
Sniper Loadouts
Hunter
"Nimble and as free flowing as the wind. Accurate as a cross eyed baby"


Items: Head Prize (Muskelmannbraun), Marksman's Mohair, Birdman of Australiacatraz (Muskelmannbraun)


Grandpappy Snip Snipe
"Always Disapointed"


Items: Professional's Panama, Outback Intellectual, Bushman's Bristles


Pirate


Items: Bounty Hat, Eye-Catcher, Down Under Duster


King
"Long Live The King"


Items: Class Crown, Five-Month Shadow (Style 1), Scoped Spartan


Game Hunter (UPDATED)
"Steady...Steady..."


Items: Shooter's Sola Top (Team Spirit), Most Dangerous Mane, Poacher's Safari Jacket


Dark Knight

"No, not the one you're thinking of"


Items: Dark Falkirk Helm (Closed), Archers Groundings, Toowoomba Tunic (Peasant)


Hitman Of The Future
"One Shot, Probably going to miss but hey, even in the future highly trained gunmen are not perfect, but they're close"


Items: Chronomancer, Hawk-Eyed Hunter, Hunter in Darkness

Hidden
"WARNING! People can still see you"


Items: Head Hedge (Painted Zepheniah's Greed), Marksman's Mohair (Painted Zepheniah's Greed), Bruiser's Bandanna (Clean, Painted Zepheniah's Greed)


Thermal Threat

"Cold as Ice"


Items: Puffy Polar Cap, Scoper's Smoke, Extra Layer


Moon Mann
"It does not hunger for burgers, it hungers for asses to probe and heads to shoot"


Items: Potassium Bonnett (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge), Dead of Night (Light - Hide Grenades, Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge), HazMat Headcase (A Serious Absence of Fear, Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)


『Invisible Man』
"Incredable how he can see right through you"


Items: Arkham Cowl, Final Frontiersman, Villain's Veil (Trained Killer, Painted After Eight)


Trained Gunn
"I'm going to plant one right between your eyes..."


Items: Professional's Ushanka, Snow Sleeves, Most Dangerous Mane (Painted Aged Moustache Grey)


Cowboy


Items: Hat With No Name, Down Under Duster, Teufort Tooth Kicker


Holy Archer

"Now, picture this arrow as God. I am going to put God into whoever I see fit"


Items: Anger (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance Of Tinge), Guilden Guardian (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance Of Tinge), Huntsman's Essentials (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance Of Tinge)


Atreus (By ♡Smol Ella♡)
"The Boi"


Items: Poacher's Safari Jacket, Triggerman's Tacticals, Merc's Mohawk (Painted Radigan Conagher Brown)


Snipebot
"The TRUE Aimbot"


Items: Final Frontiersman, Teufort Knight, Airborne Attire


Headshooting Horseman
"Heads Up"


Items: Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head, Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul, Scoped Spartan


Flamboyant Flamingo
"Now only available in 3 designer colors: Red and Blu, we lied about the third color"


Items: Marksman's Mohair, Doublecross-Comm, Flamingo Kid


The Professional Oversmoker
"Got a light?"


Items: Outback Intellectual, Marxman (Yes, Cigar), Scoper's Smoke


The Formal Gunmann
"Be Polite, Be Efficient, Have a plan to kill everyone you meet"


Items: Handsome Hitman, Rifleman's Regalia, Breakneck Baggies (Painted A Distinctive Lack of Hue)


Officer Mundee
"Ready to shoot and be the underappreciated side-kick"


Items: Law, Triggerman's Tacticals, Airborne Attire


Mass Murdering Mundee
"Nothin' personal mate, but I'm just better"


Items: Hallowed Headcase, Triggerman's Tacticales, Marksman's Mohair (Painted A Distinctive Lack of Hue)


Old Seadog
"His days of sailing and sharp shooting are well behind him but he still insists on going out there"


Items: Salty Dog (Smokey, Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge), Mislaid Sweater, Most Dangerous Mane (Painted Aged Mustache Grey)
Spy Loadouts
CyberSpy
"Straight from the year 20XX"


Items: Nanobalaclava, Rogue's Robe, Upgrade


JuJu
"Hoodoo Your Voodoo"


Items: Scarecrow, Frenchman's Formals (Dashing), Shadowman's Shade


Pappa Spy
"That's My Boy!"


Items: Reader's Choice, Belgian Detective, Business Casual


PayDay 2
"DOSH! (I don't play PD2, please don't kill me)"


Item: Dead Head, Sneaky Spats of Sneaking, Lurker's Leathers (Wall Street)


Payed Vacay
"Because if anyone needs it, It's me"


Items: Aloha Apparel, A Hat to Kill For, Tomb Readers


Fancy
"At last, more than usual"


Items: Ebenezer (Painted A Distinctive Lack of Hue), Frenchman's Formals (Dastardly), Sneaky Spats of Sneaking


Magical
"Heard you like vanishing acts"


Items: Point and Shoot, Distinguished Rogue (Epaulettes, Painted Team Spirit), Spectre's Spectacles


Secret Agent
"Tell No one"


Items: Assassin's Attire, Tomb Readers (Painted After Eight), Fancy Fedora (Painted After Eight)

Royal

"Let them eat cake"


Items: Dictator, Class Crown, Distinguished Rogue (Tie)


『Lonely Road』
"I bet some people can't STAND how many of these I'm putting in"


Items: Exorcizor, Janissary Ketche, Noh Mercy


Mann of Sin
"Only seen upon the day of Judgement"


Items: Grim Tweeter, Voodoo Cursed Spy Soul, Aristotle


Unkindled
"There's your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dark Souls Refrence, are you happy now!?"


Items: Rogue's Robe (Painted An Air of Debonair), Foul Cowl, Dark Helm


Conductor


Items: Reader's Choice, L'Inspecteur, Blood Banker (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)


Ninja Spy
"aka, the loadout for spys mains who are both edgy AND weeaboos, A 2 for 1 deal!"


Items: Ninja Cowl (Painted After Eight), Rogue's Robe (Painted After Eight), Breakneck Baggies (Painted After Eight)


Hidden Horsemann
"They'll never see it coming"


Items: Fowl Cowl, Voodoo Cursed Spy Soul, Headless Horseless horsemann's Head


Snake Mann


Items: Executioner (Painted Drably Olive), Backstabber's Boomslang (Painted The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime), Slithering Scarf


Hardened Criminal
"Anything is legal as long as no one sees so keep your eyes off of me if you want to still use them after"


Items: Merc's Mohawk, Eye-Catcher, Escapist (Style 2)


The Spy-Crow
"I'll take a Corn on the Cob, shucked not stirred"


Items: Scarecrow, After Dark, Nightmare Hunter (Painted Operator's Overalls)


Edgelord


Items: Lacking Moral Fiber Mask, Lurker's Leathers (Wasteland, Painted A Distinctive Lack of Hue), Eye-Catcher (Painted Aged Moustache Grey)


I don't need a clever title, I'll let the video speak for itself


Items: Charmer's Chapeau, Made Man, Dressperado


The Full Time Funny Mann
"Now preforming year round!"


Items: Rogue's Brogues (Painted Cream Spirit), Frenchman's Formals (Dastardly, Painted Cream Spirit), Tipped Lid (Painted Cream Spirit)


The Elmstreet Slasher
"♥♥♥♥♥"


Items: Nightmare Hunter (Painted Radigan Conagher Brown), Escapist (Style 1, Painted Team Spirit), Breakneck Baggies (Painted After Eight)


The Faithful Dead
"He has come back from the dead to give the living hope, just give him around three days to respawn if he perishes though"


Items: Spectre's Spectacles (Painted Australium Gold), Exorcizor (Painted A Distinctive Lack of Hue), Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul


Worldtraveler's Wedding Wear
"Spin the wheel, take a chance, every journey starts a new romance"


Items: Something Special For Someone Special, Frenchman's Formals (Dashing, Painted Team Spirit), Citizen Cane (No Glasses, Painted an Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)
Mult/All Class
Radical
"Toataly 90's brah"




Items: Summer Shades (A Bitter Taste Of Lime And Defeat), Weightroom Warmer (Australium Gold OR A Bitter Taste Of Lime and Defeat), Rotation Session (Style 1, Pink as Hell)


Bone Zone
"RATTLE ME BONES"




Items: Skull Island Topper, Bonedolier, Spooktacles


Contruction Boyee
"Bob The Fix It"




Items: Aperture Labs Hard Hat ([classified], Australium Gold), Pyrovision Goggles, Prinny Pouch


Budget Prom Tux
"What? It was not even 10 bucks"




Items: Tuxxy, Reader's Choice, Ghastlierest Gibus (Ghastly)


Balloonicorn Fan




Items: Dead of Night (Light - Hide Grenades, Painted Pink As Hell), Flashdance Footies (Painted Pink As Hell), Balloonihoodie (Painted Pink As Hell)


Squatter




Items: Breakneck Baggies, Weight Room Warmer, Tundra Top


Ice Cream Mann
"The King of Frozen Dairy"




Items: Tuxxy, Mustachioed Mann (Style does not matter, painted After Eight), Tough Stuff Muffs (Montreal Style (No Earmuffs) Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)


Holiday Spirit
"A good set to wear when filling your 'friends' with ho-ho-holes"




Items: B.M.O.C., Flashdance Footies (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge), Dead of Night (Light - Hide Grenades, Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)


Retardimus Maximus
"Fortnite > TF2"




Items: Pyrovision Goggles, Military Grade JACK Hat, Bruiser's Bandanna (Clean, Painted Aged Moustache Grey)


ImPANster
"That Demopan is a spy!"




Items: Bounty Hat, Graybanns (Style 3, Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge), Frying Pan


Dwarf
"Rock and Stone!"




Items: All-Father (Style does not matter), Nasty Norsemann, Dead of Night (Dark - Hide Grenades)
Contributors and how to become a contributor
Contributors

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52 Comments
Crackhead Cringle  [author] May 22, 2023 @ 8:57pm 
No way
Crimson May 22, 2023 @ 7:18pm 
greg
Loxin May 13, 2022 @ 5:51am 
Class: Engineer
Loxin May 13, 2022 @ 5:50am 
Name: Fat Officer

Items: Lugermorph, The Level Three Chin, Law, License to Miam.
John Doe Mar 31, 2022 @ 6:45pm 
Thief Sniper: Chronomancer, Final Frontiersman, and That '70s Chapeau
FRENCHGINEER GAMING TF2EASY.COM Mar 5, 2022 @ 8:08pm 
cave scoutson
greased lightning (aged moustache grey)
mutton mann (aged moustache grey)
dead of night (dark hide grenades)
Mega456Pikachu Sep 30, 2021 @ 6:19pm 
King Dedede Heavy:

Magnificent Mongolian
Chicken Kiev
Gift Bringer
Necro Smasher
Šime Josip Jul 30, 2021 @ 10:10am 
Medic:
Grimm hatte
Exorcizor
Miser's Muttonchops(paint:Ye olde rustic colour)

Name: Amish Medicine
Dr Kritz and Shitz Mar 27, 2021 @ 6:40pm 
Scout forgot to sa y that
Dr Kritz and Shitz Mar 27, 2021 @ 6:40pm 
Spitfire (Named after the WW2 aircraft)

Airdog, Fuel Injector running on fumes with Balaclavas Are Forever, and Thrilling Tracksuit