How to be the best ham scout ever

Heyo! it's me Sushi Cat the god of the ham and this (insert season here) so that means I need to tell you how to use the ham.

What Is The Ham?????

The Ham Shank is a promotional melee weapon for all classes with the exception of the Engineer and the Spy. It is a large, jiggleboned chunk of ham with a bone stuck inside, which is used as a handle.

This weapon functions identically to the wielder's default melee weapon.

This item was awarded in Genuine quality to players who pre-purchased Don't Starve on Steam before April 23rd, 2013

(sorce https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Ham_Shank)

Now that's what the stupid Wiki and that has to be mostly true but little did you know that the Ham is the best weapon in the game!

How To Unlock The Hams True Power

Now you cannot just play any class to be the Ham scout you need to play scout.


As the scout you have the fastest swing speed in the game and that means that the faster you swing the higher chance you have to crit.


Now you may all know the saying dress for success, well this also applies to tf2. In the next section I will be teaching you how to be looking the part ;)

How To Look The Part

Now that you know what class to play you need to know what hats to wear. This part will go over all of your options when it comes to cosmedic loadouts.

#1 The Ham God


horace is like the one and only hat you need for this loadout and I don't care how much it costs you must have this to unlock your true power.

# The "I'm To Poor To Buy Horace" loadout


There that is all you get for that. Eat an ass (or mine :))

The End?

Yeah so this is the end. Don't be sad be happy now knowing that you can go be the god that you are now


That's all everybody please rate this guide and give me some feedback!

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