Not so proper Doomsday Heist guide

This is a rushed version of Doomsday guide. Because of my exam(and Kancolle resource farming. Blame Tanaka).

Introduction : 6th time

Sixth time. This is the sixth time that Rockstar has follow the same concept, including free mode supplies and new properties.




Also, dripfeeding has gone too far again.



And rate this up please I'm broke.

What to buy & what to not buy

Facalities
Buy the one near Fort Zancudo
Upgrades:
Orbital Cannon : Don't buy this thing. Please.
Security : You don't need that
Living Quarters : Nope
Bedroom : errr.... Yes

Vehicles
HVY Avenger : If you already own the MOC, this thing is pointless (exept that this thing is a flying tank)
Barrage : no
Chernobog : Explosive round is better
Thruster : nah
Stromburg : It is good. But, it doesn't have 40 torpedo tubes like Kitakami. (Team killing intensifies)
Comet Safari : It is just a copied version of JB700. Just give us usable weapon on JB700 already Rockstar.
Deluxo : It is cheaper than Ruiner 2000 so it is a good car
Akula : It got the stealth system from the sekrit dokuments, Russian Bias Liveries, and Russian Laser Beams so buy it! Make sure you share it with your friends or else I will send you to Gulag.
RCV : No. This thing is only useful on Songkran Festival in Thailand (And you will get arrest as soon as you use that water gun.)
Volatol : No, this thing is useless But if they add USSR liveries, maybe I will.
PM-02 Khanjali : Railgun is useless so, no.
Riata : This thing is coo- oh wait, 380k.... ♥♥♥♥
Raiden (I think of Ikazuchi and Inazuma. Where is kai2 Tanaka?) : no
SC1 : It is useless in races.
Phariah : This thing look like Furore GT, but what have you done Rockstar???? You just ruined a perfectly-balanced sport class with this thing!!! It is better than Elegy in term of lap time and this thing is even faster than the 811 in straight line!!!! I bet they want us to buy this and nerf this thing later.
Yosemite : Congrats, Rockstar, you just ruined another class with this OP truck.
Streiter : A SUV in a Sport class? Nice one Rockstar. Nice one.
Hermes : It's free so, yes.
190z : It's a Nissan so.... Yes
Versiris : Nerf this ♥♥♥♥ please.
Revolter : Nah
Comet SR : It's a Porsche so.... Yes
Kamacho : no
GT500 : maybe?
Savestra : no
Autarch : maybe?
Neon : No
Sentinel Classic : no
Hustler : We have the Hotknife

MK2
SNS : no
Heavy Revolver : this thing is OP. For more info please watch GTAmen's video.
Special Carbine : no
Bullpup Rifle : no
Pump Shotgun : err... n- Oh Explosive Rounds. FML
Marksman Rifle : Congrats Rockstar, you just make this thing even more cancerous.

Actual Guide

Note : Heavy Utility Vest is f*cking useless in Doomsday Heists
If you have friends : It is very easy
If you don't have friends : Pray to Jesus for yourself to have Yukikaze’s luck of 60 or Shigure’s luck of 50. Enterprise works too.

Act I : Data Breaches

Memorable quotes
"I want to be the government"
-Avon Herz 2018
"You can just call in an ambulance"
-Lester Crest 2018
"I'll pay, I'll pay whatever it's take"
-Avon Herz 2018
"No, There is no potluck"
-Agent Ragman 2018
Act I
Paramedic Equipment Prep :
OMG! He's dead! Call 911!
Dead Courier :
Paramedic :
Just be careful not to die
Recovery :
Armored Kuruma is advised. Make sure to land the savage in the place with enough space.
Deluxo Prep :
I don't know why am I even typing on this part
Signal Intercept
It is very simple. Just follow the step.
Akula Prep :
One guy must download the flight path and the other one should fly in the city.
Server Farm
Keep trying
Pure guesswork.
The Data Breaches
Just follow the objective and don't die
Armored Kuruma is advised

なのです

Act II : Bogdan Problem

Memorable quotes
"Oh my god you are annoying!"
-Lester Crest 2018
"I can afford to be annoying"
-Alon Herz 2018
"This is where I'm in charge. Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself! Loser! Yes, loser!"
-Avon Herz 2018
"Yes, me and my daddy Avon are in charge, and this outdated low-tech submarine will self destruct in 30 seconds"
-Clifford while trying to blow up one of the best Soviet submarine.
"I think you have to get out of there quickly!"
-Lester Crest 2018
"My career is in ruins! Ruins!"
-Agent 14 2018
"Wil we get paid?"
-Lester Crest 2018
"Good luck"
-Agent Ragman
"We don't need luck"
-Lester Crest 2018

Oh ♥♥♥♥, WTF have I done

Acy II
Prep : Keycards
Use the buzzard to clear the enemies. Steal the van, and hide in the tunnel
Avenger (Marvel intensifies)
Method 1:
Heavy Sniper Mk.2 with thermal scope
Method 2:
You have to mess with the settings
Monitor setting : Maximize the brightness
GTA setting : Turn off Depth of Field, Maximize the brightness, Set aiming to Free Aim (Assisted)
Prep : ULP intel
Use a f*cking Buzzard
Rescue ULP
Use your assault rifle for medium range, and use heavy sniper for the enemies that is hard to shoot.
Prep : RCV
Kill those rioters, and hide in a tunnel
Salvage Hard Drives
Use your water gun, and be a cover for the Salvage team (I mean use your RCV as a cover).
Prep : Stromburg
Use your Buzzard
Prep : Torpedo ECUs
Use your Buzzard to clear the enemies, and deliver the ECUs for your Kitakami-sama Stromburg.
Submarine Recon
Drive in straight line, Banzai charge the enemies and kill them all
The Bogdan Problem
Submarine team :
Use an Assault Shotgun
Air support team :
Use Autopilot mode
It's very f*cking easy.

Act III : Doomsday Scenario

Memorable Quote
"We would need a ballistic missile launcher to have half a chance!"
-Lester Crest

Act III
Prep : Location Scout
Photograph all spots
Prep : Money
Use a Buzzard
Rescue Agent 14
1st Phase : Use an Armored Kuruma
2nd Phase : get in a cover and use the minigun to beat the living ♥♥♥♥ out of juggernauts.
3rd Phase : Stay below the height limit
Prep : Chernobog
Use a buzzard to take out enemies and drive it back to the facility
Escort ULP
Nothing to see here keep going
If you've got 4 ppls, get an Insurgent Pick-up Custom
Prep : Flight Path
Nothing to see here keep going poi
Barrage
Snipe dat Cargobob out of the sky, steal it, and use the Armored Kuruma for the rest of the mission.
Prep : Bluprint thingy
STEALTH
Khanjali
Armored Kuruma
Prep : Frequency
Use the Heavy Sniper MK.2 to snipe it if you don't want to dive down into the sea
Air Defense
Nothing to see here keep going
AAA cancer.. REEEEE
Doomsday Scenario
I'll divide this into phases
1st phase : choosing vehicle
Choose Khanjali. DON'T QUESTION ME
2nd phase : destroying supplies
Use your Assault rifle againsts infantry, Minigun for juggernauts (At least they're not invisible this time)
3rd phase : Hacking
CEO will be the person who hack. Because they don't target the person that is hacking anyways. Associates will also get a health boost. Don't even try to kill all enemies because it's not possible until you complete all hacks.
4th phase : CHASE THE F*CKER DOWN
JUST F*CKING KILL HIM.

Thanks

Thanks for reading my guide. Am I still exist in the community? I guess not because I'm too f*cking pointless. Nobody remember me anyways.

Sorry for the late upload.

And Congratulations! Now you can afford a f*cking T-Shirt in GTA Online! I'll give you an advice for this heists, just do a real-life jobs, it's worth your time (minimum wage in my country is around 10$).

[The Brit]

this helped

[雑•Nubi]

Security room upgrade have some room let you refill ammos, even a free Minigun pickup.
But, that's all, the strike team won't work for me Everytime I try to use

[PNando]

got a chuckle from this, thanks for makin

[Stakes]

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[O P İ U M]

no skinz 190 z is nissan 270z fairlady

[silentwimble]

Act3 Finale
No need to take Khanjali for doing job. Plus, taking atv will give you extra money, like 100k$

[solo que is pain]

TAKE THE BARRAGE* dont question me,unless you are a bunch of noobies.

[Killerbob]

190z isnt a nissan (say what model nissan next time)
.... its a toyota 2000gt

[76561198843033294]

fuck

[Sycix]

Nice guide