How 2 Sledge

This a sledge guide that will teach you how to play sledge!

How to sledge

First, Never play objective: Run All around the building smashing every single wall with your cool aid man hammer until you hear last man standing but you used all your cool aid power and shotgun rushing to random parts of the building, so you whip our your bootleg Mac 11 and destroy everybody. Or at least Thats how you think it will go. Really you'll get head shot by ella in five seconds or smoke will be 2 nautical miles in your direction holding the bootleg mac 11 and destroy you.

Bootleg Mac11 logic

. When you smash the floor you must say in a♥♥♥♥♥♥♥german accent "THEY ARE UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS!" and headshot the hostage. When you hear 4v1 you must channel your inner cool aid man and smash throught the wall and unload 17 rounds of pure Autism Mac 11 into your enemy and have the last bullet hit him in the head throught a bullet proof helmet into his brain, and whiles this is going on all bullets hit your team and the hostage in the head. Round 4 lost goes up, and you go out as your team has put too much time into your bullsh*t, and kick you.

Ella Logic

Later in the week after the 7 day ban, you do some more cas because deep down your a ♥♥♥♥tard as you try to clutch the game but you have too potato aim to hit ella in the face and you lose the game for everybody because your a♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥who cant ♥♥♥♥ing play the game and is too stupid, too learn how. Using sledge is like cool aid, nice at first, but when put into a ranked game he instantly dies because a spwnpeeking jager is 4 natical miles away and you get voted to kick. Your friends will help. Wait. WTF is that? Friends? You have none!

Copper IVs

Go ahead and teamkill all coppers and bronzes they will understand that you have no reason to do this when they just solo qued! Your potato aim and internet will come in handy as you die at 2:59 seconds into the round! Your team will get to you as they earrape you in a heavy russian accent saying cyka blyat into rosetta stone headphones.

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Credits

25% of the credits goto Po*n Hub PREMIUM. He/she/it Inspired me to do this along with the Image.
Credits to him/her/it.

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