How to not look gay playing this game

Things You Can Do Are:

Things to do are

Things to do are:
1 Play This Alone (No One Is Around And ONLY Play Online)
2 Play This With A Girl
3 Play This With A Guy And Saying ALL The Time:"Where Are The ♥♥♥♥♥'s? I Dont Want ♥♥♥♥♥ All The Time!"
4 Play This With A Guy And Saying Sometimes:"MAN I TOLD YOU IM NOT GAY!"
5 Admit You Are A Little Gay
6 Be Ashamed
Or The Best Solution
7 DONT PLAY THIS GAME!!!

[Dark_zeblowox]

thanks

[potatoslut669]

instructions unclear: toothbrush stuck in rectum

[Biglo ㄥ乇乃乇尺]

Instructions unclear, kissed my gay husband (I said no homo tho)

[dapmage]

F

[Twinklette]

not helpful, still gay

[electrococaine]

ive played and finished 5 times...

[Poggy]

ive played and finished the story 5 times...

[gamer457]

be gay

[dodaucy]

played this with my gay boyfriend

[Skeemy]

Played the story twice, am I cooked?