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How to be a super Tryhard (Soldier Edition)
Autorstwa: Purpulear
Wanna know how to be the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ possible? Have the most intimidating cosmetics? Pubstomp casual servers as Soldier? Look no further!
   
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Cosmetics

Being a Tryhard, having good looking cosmetics is BAD!!
You need to have the most expensive items possible. All three of your cosmetic slots need to have an unusual in them. Strange unusuals for bonus points!

The cosmetics in the picture:
Burning Flames Team Captain: 6000 keys/14,000.00 US$
Vivid Plasma Antlers: 420 keys/1,050 US$
Green Energy Polar Pullover: 900 keys/2,250 US$
+Bitter Taste of Lime and Defeat 2 keys/4.99 US$

For a Total of 14,033,04.99
Weapons
As a tryhard there is no need for a secondary. And for primary use a expensive variation of stock.
Australium works best despite some other skins costing more.

The one in the picture doesn't exist. So we'll add an additional 5k $ on it.
A Australium rocket launcher costs 34 keys/85$ (Cheapest)
A Festive Rocket Launcher costs 23 ref/1.43$
A Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II costs 1.5 Keys/3.75$

For a total of 5,090.18 $US
Total Cost
14,033,04.99 $US for Cosmetics
5,090.18 $US for your Weapon

For a Grand Total of 14,839,95.17 $US
Act
As a tryhard soldier, you need to be a total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Everytime you kill someone make sure you taunt. And if you cant taunt cause someone dares to try and kill you, make a bind along the lines of "lol get rekt boi"
Infact bind it so it happens right after every kill.

If someone attacks you while taunting, make SURE to duel them!

If your teams medic isnt pocketing ONLY you. Make sure to yell at him through vc and call a vote kick. Don't let medics heal filthly casuals.
Komentarzy: 2
Grandpa's Moral Story 21 sierpnia 2021 o 6:38 
Math is haaard
erkyp3rky 21 sierpnia 2021 o 1:35 
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