Science behind scouts double jump

Ok so the scout is one of the most iconic tf2 character, he has the capability to run at the fastest speed in comparison to all the other classes. And he can, double jump.

This ability has been puzzling me to how that's possible, so i decided to theorise on how the scout could achieve such a feat, despite his human like traits. So here are a couple of theories i made up that off the top of my head.

This one, sounded the most interesting to me, what if the scout can bend time to such a degree that he can repeat a jump that he already did, thus seeming like he can double jump but it's just the same jump repeated through time bending.
Ex: You jump as high as you can once and then go back in to the past and bend the two points in space time to such a degree that the jump overlaps and you jump once more, as if you're bending a hose to it's limit and then letting go.
This ties in to the theory of general relativity which says that there is a capability that gravity isn't a force that is stagnant but a force that creates a crease in time space.
So the scout may be able to create a gravitational field {somehow} to bend the space around him and interlap the past and the present.

Now this is a bit far fetched how ever not that far off. We saw in the latest comic that the scout during a near death expirience visited god and god stated ,,You were my gift to the world,, what if all those tales of jesus aren't as they seem, what if scout if jesus?
He exhibits non human abilities which could signify that he is the gift of god. Now if we go with this theory then that means scout uses time space bending abilities and presumably could have the ability to turn water in to wine {molecular manipulation} and since he is fast enough have some form of increased buoyancy allowing him to run on water. Now admittedly he probably can't do those things but if he is TRULY a gift from god he might have the capability to do so. Another detail to confirm he is a gift from god is the rare chance for a pigeon to fly out of the scout upon death, {implemented by the medic in meet the medic}. Symbolism is everything, and if one day valve gives scout these abilities of jesus he might be capable of destroying the entire enemy team by rearranging their molecular structure.

The bonk/crit a cola have very strange properties aswell, upon drinking the bonk the scout becomes extremely fast and can dodge bullets ,but in game that isn't how it looks. In game the scout can stand still and not be affected by sentry fire, so it seems that the bonk has the capability to bend space time far more than the double jump, by allowing physical matter to not be able to reach scout initially either vaporizing it or making it go through him, now this isn't full on physics abuse otherwise the scout would fall through the map or just explode because of massive laws of physics violation, but it seems that is the case of the scout bending space time to a slightly higher point. Similarly to the doluble jump it could be a case of teleporting the bullets to the future by conecting two points in the distanct future. This could also be achive with special relativity, which doesn't connect them rather slows down time around you if you get near the speed of light but not go AT the speed of light, since that is impossible.

Now the bonk is still strange enough but the crit a cola is even stranger, it allows the scout to have guaranteed critical hits for a few seconds, since random crits are a thing we can assume that the scout somehow uses the contents of the crit a cola to initially ciphen random critical hits consecutively through the abuse of quantum mechanics. By reverting the meaning on how particles act the scout can easily abuse a particles behavior and initially create a critical hit from the unreal reality that the quantum world offers.

I honestly have no idea how random crits work, however i think it has to do with the abuse of the quantum world since, crit rockets or bullets have a blue-sih, red-ish hue so i'd assume it has to do with particle assisting the damage output.

I'm drunk out of my mind, and it's amazing how i could write this, don't expect total accuracy.
At this point i wonder why the scout uses a gun, he can just kill everyone and everything just by drinking a carbonated beverage or jumping..

[d.c ☆]

@MallCop
But what if the bat was lighter or contains something from the space time thingy wieksd

[minecraftnoob4355]

It's very simple actually. He has developed leg muscles of the highest human potential, and after jumping he simply kicks the air as hard as possible, so hard his legs appear to barely move,the air refracts outwards, and he shoots upward from opposite forces. This also means a single kick could rupture or even completely destroy a human body, making him the strongest human being in existence.

[That Random Person]

Did you forget scout could ask engineer to build him special shoes (or something) that lets him double jump

[moke]

fart

[k.o kirbe]

don't forget, scout also dies at on the date of the bite of 87, making him canon in fnaf lore

[luxuriantsama]

engineer

[chasal]

What if scout just wants to double jump and he does.

[Dr. Finkleshitz]

The science skill of the engineer: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198856638893/myworkshopfiles/?appid=440&section=guides

[Zanderfain]

u derve al mi setm pints

[shoe of obama]

Archimedes is in his body, and as you can see sometimes, the thrust is from within his chest, as shown by the floppy legs. And that also explains why he can cap at twice the rate