The Ten Commandments of TF2

In this guide we will be looking at the 10 commandments of TF2 which have been talked about a lot but not actually seen other than a video MrPaladin did but I'm too lazy to watch it. (Commandments aren't in any particular order.)

1.

Thou shall nary cap Hightower or 2fort.

2.

One that is skilled must wear hats or thou shall be deemed hacking.

3.

One shall only need one pocketer.

4.

Be P2P.

5.

One must protect thy Gibus.

6.

Never yonder to Hydro or thou shall be doomed to eternal nothingness (literally).

7.

One must m2 on burning teammates as Pyro.

8.

Think twice before you wrench thee Spycrab.

9.

Don't forget to drop your sandvich on your Pocket Medic, prithee I beseech of thou.

10.

Don't forget to pray to our Lord and Saviour Gaben during the Walleting.

Honourable Mentions

We can't forget:-

11. Thou shan't never play in balanced match.
12. Thou shan't murder ze hoovy.
13. One shall not ruin thy taunt kill, nough matter thy class/team.
14. As a medic, thou shan't just heal thy Heavy, thou shall heal others.
15. Thou shan't be a hacker in casual or comp.
16. Thou shan't interrupt a melee fight nor nether party shalt change to ranged weapons.
17. Thou shall participate in Conga, Kazotsky Kick and Mannrobics whenever one can.
18. Thou shan't murder a relaxing rancher.
19. Thou shan't kill thy friendly, no matter the team or class, lest thou be deemed a tryhard.
20. Thou shan't disguise as a friendly hoovy and murder ze great people who respect him.
21. Thou shalt not use Mini’s on Hightower.

[BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD]

we must devote our tf2 lives to these rules

[King of the Fishies]

i am the devil
I always cap on 2fort
and I always walk away from taunt kills to make them sad

[ume]

attracted by the thumbnail

[Zombie]

noooooo my life is over

[Lancer]

@zombie You go to a special place called Fuck Hell, where there's only America Online internet, AOL speeds, Gaben never gives out sales, competitive is the only mode availabe on TF2, pyros only W+M1 with the phlog, and everyone screams "PICKLE RIIIIICK!!!!" after every kill.

[Zombie]

I deleted my gibus does that mean i go to hell?

[Real]

Thou shan't disguise as a friendly hoovy and murder ze great people who respect him.

[Wooby]

people need to follow these commandments as they speak the truth

[Spliff The Ally]

God is dead. 10th dosent apply

[revie]

Forgive me