How To Effectively Play Mike Pence

This is a guide on how to effectively play as the Gay Electrifier Mike Pence.

Introduction to Vice Presidency

Why, hello there! Welcome to another addition to the How to Effectively Play an Operator guide that will surely be added on as time goes on. Today, we are going to explore the lady's man, the Vice President, the Trap Zapper, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Punanny Zappy Bappy, Mike Pence Bandit!

The topics we will discover today are:

• Mike Pence's Choice of Wires for High Voltage
  
• The Vice President's Dapper Attire Selection
  
• The Second In Command's Tactics for Electrifying Homosexuals
  
• Miscellanious Gear, Rituals and Items (Optional)
  
• Unlocking Your Inner Pence

The Vice President's Dapper Attire Selection

Typically as the Vice Jock Shocker Mike Pence, you're going to want to have an excellent tastes in the finer clothing, and thanks to the Alpha Pack on it's way, you'll be able to even pimp your Mike Pence out even more, but that's not now.

For this gentleman's attire, you are going to acquire the slickest headgear that a homosexual homicide addicted and respectable human being could ever ask for.

EBM Headgear.

Before your inexperienced Mike Pences can ship off to the siege grounds, you must cop a feel of these brandished and polished TImberland Headgears that will surely leave your friend's manginas quaking in fear and awe. Now take this as any sort of way, but you can't shock a gay to death without letting them catch an eye-blinding glare of your newly copped Timberland Headgear that will haunt that gay player for the rest of their days. However, if you cannot acquire such Timberland Headgear quality headgears, you must buy the knock-off version of it, which is nothing. Nothing can replace those fresh and clean cuts. Nothing.

The suit is already looking Vice President-quality for your Raiden Pence, so you have no issue polishing your actual Timberland Boots and your amazing white skin that is reserved for heteros, not gays.

Mike Pence's Choice of Wires for High Voltage

God-Emperor's Choice of Weapon for his Second In Command

• MP7

The MP7, or the Bolt Kicker is a close-medium range SMG that is available to your local Mike Pence. I typically like to roll my Mike Pence with a muzzle brake, an ACOG scope and the Eagle charm that you worked your American Pride™ posterier off for in the Independence Day challenge. You're free to outfit your side-arm, or the ♥♥♥♥♥ Shocker with anything to your preference. There's no tolerance for gay's choice of weapons, for they must be shocked into oblivion, and that's what you came to do. Any skin is fine for your MP7, however, to achieve the True Gay Shiver you must have the Blackjack skin for the Vice President's secret addiction to gambling away for gay lives at underground generic illegal card games.



Mike Pence's Entry to the Danger Zone

• P12

The P12, or the Danger Zone is a typical semi-auto sidearm for your Black Band(it)am, only used for close-call situations where your Bolt Kicker doesn't shock the gays enough into the hell they belong to, and you need to call up the backup which is 50/50 in reliability depending on your luck, skill and concentrated power of voltage. Always make sure to keep your Pence Aim™ true, and finish the job, lest you fail your country.


Instant Ramen

• Nitro Cell

The Nitro Cell, or Instant Ramen is a C4 explosive for your Mike Pence to be used in case you do not want to peek corners, or would like to blow the living HECK out of something that you can't see but can hear. Sometimes for diversion as well. This is to be used should you want to perform anything mentioned above, which is basically the only uses an Instant Ramen package can have. When it bursts, it sends it's sharpened steel-tipped uncooked ramen shreds and remains everywhere, killing whomever dare enters it's blast radius.

The Second In Command's Tactics for Electrifying Homosexuals

As a German-American Mike Pence clone, you are required to listen to what every German-American Mike Pence clone does listen to.

Lower your volume to have it as a small background audio so you may be able to use the Anti-Gaymite Tactic below, as well as play the base game without hassle..




CED-1 or the Anti-Gay System, AGS-1


For your Mike Pence, this is the pinnacle of why Mike Pence is the Vice Executive Shocker of Homosexuals. This is where you can grab your AGS-1 by the metallic genitalia and place it wherever it would like to please it's metal masters like some sort of 1800s African American house slave.

• Tactics for Such a God-tier Item

Anti-Gaymite Strategy

As a Mike Pence, and your team either anticipates a Thermite approaching you, or you see such a Thermite trying to install his faux American Explosives into your Anti-Antifa Shelter, then he's shockingly wrong.

This strategy involves listening intently around reinforced walls, where you can deploy your AGS-1 and disable the explosive before it sets off. You listen to a hiss or the activation of device, and with haste as a proud American, you can easily deactivate the explosive as it's setting off. Not only will you succeed in irritating or infuriating the Gaymite, you will succeed in keeping your Anti-BS bunker safe for another day.

Revolutionary Roaming Technique

During spawn, you, as the Vice President, have the jurisdiction to declare to reinforce and charge up the land before exiting and hiding, or you may spare half of your AGS-1s and your entire set of reinforced walls to go reinforce and shock-jock somewhere else out-of-objective room. What I like to do is go upstairs should the objective be a floor down, wait in corners near windows or hatches, reinforce them and shock-jock them up, and wait for would-be gays and muslims to enter to blast their heads, or track them down through your American headphones and kill them from behind. With one-level maps, you may just take a different side of the building or run throughout it like a sneaky Jewish person would do to obtain control of nearly all mainstream media in America, today.

Defending the White House

You may deploy reinforced walls and your AGS-1s anywhere you'd like in the objective room, or the White House, and barricade hatches above room, or just be a lazy sack of feces and sit in the room doing nothing but barricading and reinforcing. I usually do either depending on my mood, for it's an art to kill gays, not heteros.

Miscellanious Gear, Rituals and Items (Optional)

None.

You will not disobey Mike Pence's orders, or the God-Emperor's orders, either.

However, you may annouce to your team as the Vice Executive Chief, they are to obey your orders, or they are homosexuals and will be shocked on sight.

Unlocking Your Inner Pence

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Muting the Shocked Gays


Self-explanatory.


Get out there, and show them the wrath of the Electronically Powered Tank that is Mike Pence!

[MysticFelines]

Mike "Deus Volt" Pence

[Cye]

Drugs

[Cool dude]

DRUGS

[HunterBydenCrackPipe]

@Gothmog12 I often roam, but doesn't good at spawn peeking

[Gothmog12]

+fentungan If you are good at spawn peeking, Jager. Although Smoke is very useful.

[ThomTheBomb]

Mike "ACDC for the LGBT" Pence

[Slightly Salted Onigiri]

drugs

[Vladislav]

bandit

[HunterBydenCrackPipe]

I have a question, should I unlock Jäger, bandit, or smoke? I need answer asap

[Prairie Fire]

"Hey Mister... DOES THAT WIRE TAKE 10 VOLTS?!'