How 2 play 2Fort

This is how you play 2fort m8.
(This is satire, if you get triggered, well, that's your problem)
No but seriously everything said here is a joke so don't actually report, abuse or flame on others.
Because someone will take this seriously for some reason, then again they'll probably go straight to the comments anyways, we have no accountability

You Will Need:

1. Computer

2. Functioning internet

3. Steam

4. Team Fortress 2

5. MINIGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. Sandvich

7. Holiday Punch

8. A neck beard

9. A voice of a duck

10. A life (the thing most don't have)

Step 1.

When selecting a class, select heavy and proceed to spam "I'm friendly!" when enemy players kill you, proceed to spam until people stop killing you

Step 2.

If people still kill you, start a vote kick against them while spamming (in chat) "I'M FRIENDLY YOU FAT STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥, KILL YOURSELF!!!"

Step 3.

Continue to try vote kicking them, while calling them stupid insults. Then proceed to start typing in chat "Party in Red/Blu sewers!" and get everyone to go there. But remember to only allow Pyrosharks and Heavies, because why not?

Step 4.

Now that you have everyone in the sewers,
proceed to betray everyone and murder them, and if people question you play the victim card and say you're going to kill yourself.
Great Job, now the entire server is against you.

Step 5.

Now if anyone doesn't believe you: Search their name on the Steam Community, comment on their profile if you can and say "♥♥♥ feg i hat u soooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!! much" try to include the worst grammar possible for maximum effect. Report them for abuse, report them to Steam Reps so they can get banned in the community and generally make their life a living hell. (please note that we here at {insert company name here} do not approve of abuse of others) To be honest you'll most likely get blocked by them but you'll probably feel good about ruining their day. Good job buddy, you did it!

Great Job!

You've made it to the end of this cancer, drink bleach.

You Still Here?

The guide's over, go home we've wasted enough of your time. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ neck beards.

[delulu]

based

[kin]

i approve dis

[Jordan1920204]

Thanks, it took a lot of brain power.

[Nanachi-San]

i approve of the below improvement

[Jordan1920204]

How to play 2fort - the new and improved version
Step 1: don't
Step 2: Don't!
Step 3: DON'T!
Step 4: If you really want to end your live then go ahead, but atherwise DO NOT!

[Systematic]

nice

[yuscell]

me until look at this:hahahhahhahahahahhahahhaha

[Kim the skull]

Guys, halp me please https://youtu.be/a8WLSZD9htM

[Hana Song]

A

[tennisboat]

not funny