HATES PRETTY FEET
Eli Pussy
Albuquerque, New Mexico, United States
I hate pretty feet! 🦇🦇DONT SEND PICS!!!! :3
REVOLVER HATERS BACK OFF

Think you the ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥?
You not even the fart (grrah)
I be goin' hard (grrah)
I'm breakin' they hearts, like
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be quick, but I'm quicker (like)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be thick, but I'm thicker (like)
She could be rich, but I'm richer (damn)

THE ONE PIECE ISREAL
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I hate pretty feet! 🦇🦇DONT SEND PICS!!!! :3
REVOLVER HATERS BACK OFF

Think you the ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥?
You not even the fart (grrah)
I be goin' hard (grrah)
I'm breakin' they hearts, like
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be quick, but I'm quicker (like)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be thick, but I'm thicker (like)
She could be rich, but I'm richer (damn)

THE ONE PIECE ISREAL
View more info
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Gamble With Your Friends
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The Outlast Trials
66 Hours played
I LOVE THIS GAME <3 its so much fun to meet people and have a good time its thrilling and rewarding :3 also STROOPER TROOPER witerlay best chest and mini games on all steam plus trials :)
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152
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Games Owned
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DLC Owned
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Counter-Strike 2
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Gamble With Your Friends
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11.8 hrs on record
last played on May 6
Mortal Kombat 1
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Comments
Soupra 🗿⃤⃢🍷ツ
Mar 12 @ 2:59pm 
"CS2 physics engine was not made to contain him."

"When he queues, the server gets nervous."

"Steam should charge admission just to spectate him."

"Built different. Every game with him looks like a montage."

"This guy flicks harder than my light switch."

"If CS2 had final bosses, he’d be the last one."

"Witnessed him turn warmup into a frag movie."

"His crosshair placement should be studied in universities."

"Peak performance. I queue with him just to feel important."
♛ Barrel Tomcat
Mar 4 @ 8:46am 
kick immediately
BluntMasterHash
Mar 2 @ 3:10am 
wya
Anakhin132
Feb 17 @ 3:31pm 
i love mowing the lawn
God Enjoyer | Emu Jiggy Ale
Feb 17 @ 3:30pm 
Eli is a great man
road to 1,000 commends
Feb 11 @ 1:50pm 
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