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Violets are blue.
Russians are bad
& Polskis are good.
Ask your teammate for a drop, no one answers and you can't just stop.
You rush the site with a pistol on hand, this is where you'll make your last stand.
The enemy pours down like a showers of rain, all is dead and you remain.
You grab an AWP for you are the shining knight, Headshot! you're are dead, Cya Bye Bye.
To plant a C4 bomb with my 5-strong team
So I got in a queue and waited my turn
Till it was time for my match to confirm
So as the warmup ended they declared 'RASH B'
Their microphones obnoxious and loud as can be
But as they stood in spawn with the timer counting down
The round started I just stood there and waited
Knowing when the round started I was going to be baited
When I found myself alone in tunnels I knew I'd been tricked
But as they rushed out long their leader got picked
So they all crouched in pit with their A rush dream shattered
So they abandoned the match and I was left all alone
With a team of dumb bots who were sadly quite prone
To rush CT spawn with a bizon SMG
And I thought to myself; That's enough CS for me.
"I once was the last T alive.
1v1 and I couldn't decide.
Throw a grenade? or keep out my AK?
I pulled out a flash and I died.