Signed by Trevor Lawrence

Hi everyone,

Yesterday, I was playing Animal Crossing on my Nintendo switch whilst drinking Soylent and eating chicken tendies until suddenly, a BIG SCARY SCORPION started chasing my character.

I started screaming and crying and then spilled my Soylent all over the the floor and then my wife's boyfriend slammed the door open asking me what I'm doing. I was so scared of the scorpion I could barely breathe, I tried lifting my finger up to point at the horrifying scene on my television but because of all the Soylent I drink, I couldn't lift it up due to having no testosterone.

After that, he said "no more Nintendo switch for a month, and you're not allowed to play animal crossing again because it's too scary for you to handle".

He then put parental controls on and told me to look at the wall for five hours whilst I think about what I done.

Has anyone else been this situation before?

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