PxDor2's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 2:39am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 3:49am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 11:59am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked Apr 11 @ 2:36am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 7:46am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 7:46am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 4:48pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 12:51am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Dec 19, 2022 @ 12:53am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Apr 9 @ 10:53am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked Apr 9 @ 12:20pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked Apr 10 @ 5:28am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 7:57am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 4:16am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked Apr 10 @ 4:22am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 12:19am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked Apr 11 @ 2:15am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2022 @ 5:24am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 8:06am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 4:27am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 3:10am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 1:02am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Dec 19, 2022 @ 12:35am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked Apr 10 @ 4:48am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 4:44am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 12:35am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 12:29am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 3:47am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked Apr 9 @ 11:58am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked Apr 11 @ 2:35am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 3:59am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 4:11am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 7:49am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 2:45am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 2:45am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Apr 11 @ 2:16am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 2:53am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 7:54am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked Apr 11 @ 2:58am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked Apr 11 @ 3:09am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked Apr 10 @ 5:31am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

5 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

23 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30