friendly mate

this is the guy keemstar went off on years ago

(● Adam Ondra‎ : its over for you guys) *loses 13-2

This guy is a really friendly teammate. Great IGL. The only problem is hes really really annoying and has a severe speech impediment. I couldn't understand half of his call outs.

Hey there dude! I'm a one of your friendly csgo guys that's not too serious. Super laid back chill kinda vibe haha. Let me know if you ever wanna play somethin I work from home and love to suck ♥♥♥♥ online. IF YOU give me a call I'd be glad to ♥♥♥♥ and suck anything you put on screen :).

Josh is an awesome upstairs neighbor. Two 20-something guys, nice and clean cut, but I sleep below their bedroom, and I hear what goes on. One of them is like a machine. I used to lay awake in awe of this dude. A constant rhythm, perfect sync, and I could tell he hits it deep for a good 30 minutes nonstop.

I've fapped a couple of times. Not in a gay way. But gay or straight, if you heard this guy and his deep-pound-method, it’d amaze you like it amazed me.

Eventually, I realized that I slept below their kitchen, not their bedroom. And that I had fapped to the laundry on spin-cycle. And that they were probably just two straight guys sharing an apartment.