In the year of our Lord 2017, the popular youtube channel known as watchmojo released a video titled the top 10 most successful men in the world. The number one spot on the list made several headlines. Just in case you, the undoubtedly unlearned reader, do not know, I made the number one spot and beat out both Bill P. Gates and Mr. Bezos. On another separate list done by buzzfeed, the top ten coolest men in america and britain were counted. Number three was Ice-T, number two was Johnny D., and, of course, number one was me. With these two lists, it has been proven that I, Bruhmaster12, am the one who had the courage, valor, and bravery to let the dogs out.