ay rumor has it you're recently single? I can change that for you baby. 😏

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

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TWIST MY STEM 🎃
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MAKE ME YOUR 🎃
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JUST DON'T FINISH 🎃IN MY EYE 🎃♥♥♥♥ 🎃
MY 🎃
BIG 🎃
FAT 🎃
PUMPKIN 🎃
ASS 🎃
DADDY'S GOURD LOOKS OH SO YUMMY 🎃SHOOT YOUR GOO AND FILL MY TUMMY!

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Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..