DeepWaterKarma9 WIN.SKIN's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Apr 9 @ 9:34am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Apr 9 @ 11:12am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Apr 9 @ 9:37am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Apr 9 @ 11:22am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Apr 9 @ 10:28am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Apr 9 @ 2:18pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Apr 9 @ 3:13pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Apr 10 @ 9:09am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Apr 10 @ 10:14am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked Apr 15 @ 3:09pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked Apr 16 @ 11:45am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked Apr 11 @ 8:24am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked Apr 11 @ 4:02pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked Apr 11 @ 7:26am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Apr 12 @ 10:12am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked Apr 17 @ 4:33pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Apr 10 @ 10:27am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked Apr 15 @ 2:17pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Apr 9 @ 5:03pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked Apr 17 @ 4:21pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Apr 9 @ 9:37am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Apr 10 @ 9:06am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Apr 9 @ 9:50am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked Apr 10 @ 9:59am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Apr 9 @ 9:50am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Apr 9 @ 10:30am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Apr 9 @ 9:33am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Apr 12 @ 2:28pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Apr 9 @ 10:54am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked Apr 15 @ 3:04pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked Apr 15 @ 2:15pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked Apr 17 @ 4:45pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked Apr 9 @ 2:26pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked Apr 16 @ 11:48am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked Apr 10 @ 11:18am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked Apr 11 @ 8:55am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked Apr 11 @ 3:16pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked Apr 12 @ 8:52am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked Apr 12 @ 3:27pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked Apr 11 @ 3:07pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked Apr 12 @ 11:36am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked Apr 11 @ 5:21pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked Apr 12 @ 10:52am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked Apr 10 @ 9:54am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

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Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

2 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

13 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

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I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

3 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

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And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

20 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

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